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chocolate pill

poop. for real though.
what has chocolate color and a pill shape?
i need to use toilet because I need to get rid of my chocolate pill
by Impostor (sus) January 28, 2023
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Pills

Shit, I would happily pay for them if I could afford the $2000 psyche evaluation that the Dr. who lied (blatantly) to my face saying that I had no record of being diagnosed or prescribed and then proceeded to leave the room with his laptop open where I was able to see that not only did he have a record of me being medicated, he was looking directly at it when he told me that he didn't have it. But, oh well...

Hym "I mean, shit. It's a good thing I don't have a depressive personality type akin to that of a school shooter (according to the actual personality type guy)... and it's a good thing I'm not in a place where none of the rules matter... Or where someone is breaking a rule so substantial that it renders all other rules irrelevant . Then, literally ANYTHING I did would pale in comparison... I mean, what kind of rule could they even break? It would have to be something so absurd that the absurdity of that act would be superordinate to all subsequent acts. Tack on the revelation that the content of my being is irrelevant to at least 50% of the population and a black mirror-esque people following me around and who knows what I'd do. I mean, the act would have to be pretty egregious. So much so that the people facilitating the act would even go as far as to cover for me by, say, giving me a heads up when a test or multiple tests (that were blatant attempts to catch wrongdoing) were going to occur. Why would they do it? Is it because I'm such a great guy?
Is it because the retards don't actually matter to them? They could just say I was lying about their wrongdoing and that it's 'a smokescreen I made up to get away with something.' (But they would have to be stupid to say that) They could have just thrown me under the bus. Unless, of course, I claimed that it was a set up and they were just using what I did to get away with retard sex. But how would that help me? It would turn into a 'he said, she said' type of situation. Oh! Wait! The people who are aware of the thing that THEY were doing are people who call themselves my friends and family. And they care more about maintaining their facade than the do some whore. So all they have to do to 'break the tie' is tell the truth. You there, boy. You've been watching all this time. What do you think? Do you think I need mental help more than she needs a retards fat cock in her pussy? Be honest. I mean, Aladdin could have helped an old lady carry her groceries (or something) and bought the bread, right? He's clearly the villain and nothing that anyone else does throught the rest of the story is relevant. He should focus on himself and not what Jafar is doing. You're not Jafar, Aladdin. Take your pills and let Jafar do whatever he's going to do. That's what we should all be focused on. The bread."
by Hym Iam February 8, 2023
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Galena Pills

What Mountain Men called lead bullets. Galena is the main ore of lead, used since ancient times, since lead can be smelted from galena in an ordinary wood fire.
Give it to ’em, boys !
Feed ’em Galena pills !
by YetiJetN February 22, 2023
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Nung pilled

Definition: to be red pilled so intensely that it drives the person to the point of insanity.

Entomology: (1) NUNG: referring to the Nung River from 'Apocalypse Now' in which the river represents a path to insanity. (2) PILLED: taken from the phrase "red pilled/blue pilled" referring to 'The Matrix' Where there are red and blue pills. One keeps you blissfully ignorant to what is actually happening and one shatters your perception of the world by exposing you to the horrifying truth.
Ted Kaczynski was based and Nung pilled.
by TheWinstonDouble February 23, 2023
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2nd Pill Friendship

A friendship that forms after you've already faced the hard truth about people and the world. It’s not built on naive trust or loyalty—it’s built on mutual understanding, and a shared awareness of reality. Both people know the score, and the bond is more about getting things done than keeping up appearances.
We don’t sugarcoat anything, but we get things done together. That’s a 2nd pill friendship.
by reeal98 May 5, 2025
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Gold pill

The gold pill amounts to a twofold motive:
1. men expecting women to come to the relationship table with a material/financial comittment, and
2. rejection of the romantic chivalry model.
Suzie told her romantic date that it's a man's job is to financially provide for all woman's financial needs, to which Johnny replied, "screw that, I'm a gold pill man! Women need to pull some of the weight."
by rational_man May 11, 2025
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Pet Pilled

Describes someone who has fully embraced being in a soft, submissive, affectionate (and sometimes bratty) dynamic—usually as the “pet” in a romantic or kink-coded relationship. Common signs include a desire for praise, being owned, wearing collars, curling up in laps, and responding alarmingly well to “good girl/boy.”

Also refers to a person who enjoys acting like an animal—most commonly a dog, cat, bunny, or fox—whether in a playful, flirty, clingy, or spicy way. Many pet pilled individuals exhibit:

Bratty behavior when denied attention

Barking/meowing in voice chats

Curling up on people they like

Being touch-starved but won’t admit it

Melting at praise

Loving headpats, ear scratches, and treats

Going feral if ignored too long

Once pet pilled, there's no turning back. They don’t want freedom. They want snacks, affection, and to sit on your lap while pretending they're not obsessed with you.
“She growled when I stopped petting her and then begged for belly rubs. She’s so pet pilled it’s unreal.”
“I barked in VC, begged for headpats, and called my girlfriend ‘Alpha.’ I am pet. I am pilled.”
“I meowed during a kiss. I’m so pet pilled it hurts.”
by Mist111 May 20, 2025
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