by Mikado07 April 24, 2023
Get the Jacob moment mug.A person who can be really stubborn sometimes but then also be really sweet. He will do anything you ask him to and offer unasked help. He will also act like a little kid when he gets excited about something and is always very forgetful. He will still be very romantic, caring, handsome while having funny attributes.
by Mexican Cougar May 9, 2023
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Get the Jacob Dzivasen mug.A boisterous middle aged man who often enjoys cycling, particularly in ridiculous tight pink Lycra whilst screaming as loud as he can to draw as much attention to himself as possible.
Common traits include stealing his son’s TV as well as the dog bed which he uses for sunbathing in an attempt to lure the household dog back to his local gym. Once successful, he proceeds to perform a handstand by the exercise bikes while screeching signature phrases such as “OOOH YEAH COME OOON!” whilst watching cycling videos on his stolen TV.
He often claims to be 8% body fat yet has not been remotely close since his first Facebook post.
Common traits include stealing his son’s TV as well as the dog bed which he uses for sunbathing in an attempt to lure the household dog back to his local gym. Once successful, he proceeds to perform a handstand by the exercise bikes while screeching signature phrases such as “OOOH YEAH COME OOON!” whilst watching cycling videos on his stolen TV.
He often claims to be 8% body fat yet has not been remotely close since his first Facebook post.
by MantleLikesKids January 4, 2023
Get the Jacob’s Dad mug.ok, so, you know that little fuckboy on musical.ly? this is his middle school nickname that his mates gave to him when he shit himself lip syncing.
jacob- "hey guys !"
jacobs' friend "dafuq is up shartorious?"
so basically jacob shartorious means the end of all man kind.
jacobs' friend "dafuq is up shartorious?"
so basically jacob shartorious means the end of all man kind.
by the not a meme August 12, 2017
Get the jacob shartorious mug.Jacob wivell is about 4 feet tall and has a strong possibility of Down syndrome or growth defect he usually targets females with oddly large nipples around the size of a salami and he loves to suck on toes
by Jacob wivell is gay March 12, 2019
Get the jacob wivell mug.A: I don’t feel like getting trashed tonight, but I want a mixed drink
B: How about a Jacobs Mule?
A: All the flavor and none of the hangover? I’m in!
B: How about a Jacobs Mule?
A: All the flavor and none of the hangover? I’m in!
by Wrg2017 July 7, 2018
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