hit wife

hit wife happens when you hit ur wife and wife gets the yes
when the wife is sus :flushed: :flushed: :flushed:

person 1: GUYS , I HIT MY WIFE AND THE BRUISE LOOKS LIKE AMONG US CREWMATE
person 2: Why would you hit your wife
hit wife hhhh

by r3trosn3k February 13, 2022

club hit

to hit one in the rib cage, preferably while in a bar pissed drunk. mainly one with whom you have beef

i gave him a choice: become my biznitch or take a club hit

by joe March 19, 2003

place hit

you want place hit?

Man 1: Shut the fuck up Epic Gamer: You want place hit?

by raci5t February 28, 2023

I'd hit it

1) Used to express someone's want to have sexual relations with "it"

2) McDonald's new slogan

1) Damn brah! Check out that fine peice of ass over there. I'd hid it all night long.

2) Double cheeseburger? I'd hit it. I'm a dollar menu guy.

by IAMTOM February 7, 2005

Hit it and quit it.

When you don't want a relationship and all you do is have sex with a girl and then she wants a relationship, so you fuck her one last time, and dump the bitch.

Dude, everything was great with Madi until she wanted a relationship, so I hit it and quit it. Example

Woman - "Baby, when are you going to ask me to be your girlfriend?"
Man - "Want to be my girfriend"
Woman - "Yes"
Man - "No more talking and lets get back to business"

After done having sex.....

Man - "Listen bitch, I am going to go and get in the shower and I want you to fucking disappear by the time I am out.

Woman - "But this is my house"

Man - "I didn't ask you to talk, I'm not getting into a relationship, I just wanted to hit it and quit it"

Woman - Leaves the house crying

Man - Makes himself a bowl of Fruity Pebbles, takes a shit in the toilet and leaves it, climbs down the fire escape, jumps into his car snd take off

by Rusty Shackleford the 2nd August 4, 2007

res hit

It is when you smoke just the resin from the inside of your piece. If you do it right you should here a crackling noise and it tastes like shittt

"Man i didnt have any bud but i just did some res hits and i cant think right now"
"hahahaha"

by iTz ThE SuPaMaN August 1, 2009

Hit and Run

When you go to the washroom, take a shit and purposely (or accidentally) don't flush and walk way or leave the scene of the crime.

Dood, my girlfriend totally accidentally pulled a hit and run at my house last night, and by the time I got to it, the whole fucking room smelled like assholes.

by The Myuh Guy December 2, 2009