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Gut Jumping

When someone is so sexy and fine as hell in something they do or look, makes you wanna jump their guts
When someone is so sexy and fine as hell in something they do or look, makes you wanna jump their guts

Gut jumping means you wanna jump them til they feel it in their guts

1st scenario
Bro 1: Dang she looks so fine I'm fixing to jump her Guts

Bro 2: Dang bro you about to do what??

2nd scenario
Her: I'm fixing to Gut jump you if you don't come make out with me...

Him: Oh yes baby come Gut jump me!!!
by whitemamatotator December 24, 2020
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Garbage Ass Guts

The indulgence of foods that do not agree with you resulting in flatulence and forceful excrement within a short time frame of consumption.
Hey, be sure your Uncle don't get ANY dairy. You know he got them garbage ass guts.
by anonymous January 2, 2021
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gut nuggets

When you have semi firm nuggets of feces in combination with diarrhea. Is often explosive or accompanied by violent and painful gas.
Bro, I'll never take shots of salsa verde again!!! That shit gave me hardcore gut nuggets
by HexVoid January 4, 2021
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Beer Gut Putch

An event that happened on 6th of January 2021, where supporters of President Donald Trump got very angry about losing the election and decided to storm the capitol building to pose for pictures. And maybe coup the government.
Y'all wanna have a Beer Gut Putch? Ain't ya angry about the election fraud? Don't ya just wanna run up to Congress to let everyone know how angry we are? You know I talked to my cousin Hayden in the DC police, the'll let us right in!
by David7 January 7, 2021
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run thru ya guts

to shoot someone in their guts
by avatarkoi January 14, 2021
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Gut fuck

When a girl with a huge strap-on deep throats a guy until it reaches his stomach.
See that guy over there? Yeah he got gut fucked by me.
by Big_dog_M March 4, 2021
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Gut brothers

Males that look pregnant, and have matching belly’s. Guts are so big they have to use a mirror to see their little Johnson’s
Moo Moo and Catfish knew that they were gut brothers as soon their eyes noticed each other’s belly. Who knows, one could actually be pregnant.
by The Don of Landscaping March 20, 2021
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