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Tower Battles

Where you lick your dick and shove it up a girls vagina 6 inches deep
Oh my god babe! Please do another Tower Battles!”
by John wazouski April 29, 2023
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Old Battle Cat

I old tweaker chick who looks haggard from battling other battle cats out in the streets. Usually slightly neurotic from trauma and drug use.
by PsychoTurtle303 May 12, 2023
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Fortblox Battle Royal Land

Knockoff of Fortnite, usually used as a joke.
Man 1: Hey dude, wanna play FBRL?
Man 2: What's that?
Man 1: Fortblox Battle Royal Land, man!
Man 2: Hell Yeah!!
by random game mem thinkgs December 4, 2022
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Brazilian Dance-Battle

Do you wanna Brazilian dance-battle
by Shea monster December 6, 2022
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Battle Rap

Battle rap is a written down diss track oppose to a Freestyle Battle that come from the top of your head. The term “Battle rap” has been around since the 80’s and “Freestyle battle” has been around since the 90’s. There are two types of Battle raps. A diss and a reply. A diss is attacking a person and a reply is a response to the attack. Sometimes the artist would hijack the person beats he is dissing to make it personal.
A battle rap can get really personal and even start fights in public.
by ErkTheJerk January 10, 2023
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crack battle

N. When someone is so emotionally affected (happy or sad) that they act like they’re on crack; an episode where one’s mind makes them act like they’re under the influence of something
Rick: Dude, that ochem test totally fucked me up the butt. *incoherent nonsense*

Cal: Bruh are you in a crack battle rn? You make no sense 😂

Rick: *laughs while crying*

Cal: Absolute crack battle. You need rehab!!
by miffy October 17, 2019
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battle simulator

A type of strategy game where the death of an NPC is perfectly normal and might even be part of the plan.
In battle simulators, you control when and where your units are deployed, and your AI opponent does the same. Once a unit is deployed, it goes completely automatic - it'll target an enemy, approach that enemy and attack the enemy if it is within attack range. If it survives, it will go on to target a new enemy, and the process repeats. Basically everyone is a mindless killing machine who always fights to the death!
I mean, battle simulators will never provide a good representation of war in real life, unless nations start using robots to fight each other.
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is a great battle simulator to pick up for PC. And if you want a free battle simulator for mobile, I would really recommend The Battle Cats. In both games, every character moves and attacks differently, and the fights are weird and wacky and very enjoyable.
by Helispark November 2, 2019
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