Free Mason

Someone who is gay but thinks they're straight.

Joe is a total free mason. He's slept with half of the football team

by Just Uncle Jay January 22, 2022

Mason

a very hot sexy mf who has a gf btw. her name is olivia. he has an enormous cock and you get turned on just by looking at him.

Mason, uh, yeah, right there, fuck yeah…

by imthevictimhere January 22, 2022

Mason Religious

Mason Religion is a form of beliefs that revolves around a guy named mason.

person 1: “i really think im Mason Religious,”

person 2: “thats so cool!!”

by pussypopper2341 January 22, 2022

Mason Awn

This dude who doesn't know what Mali is

I miss the old Mason Awn, the wearing glasses Mason Awn.

by hawar_jesser April 26, 2022

Mason

Outstanding chap, has very uncontrollable muscle spasms but usually a powdered donut can calm him down.

He takes his work very seriously and if you should be the one to get in his way lord have mercy.

Bulking season for Mason is around April and May.

He’s great with the ladies, and the men.

Mike: “Is that Mason?”
Michael: “Shut the fuck up Mike”
Girtha: “Is that Mason?”
Michael: “Goodness me, it is Mason!!!!” *Kicks Mike in the chin*

by JoeRichardson.store April 27, 2022

Mason Michael Awn

A convicted felon and sex offender, instrumental in the kidnapping of young girls for Jeffrey Epstein's private island. He is extremely sexist and is known to whip and nae-nae around his potential victims.

- "That bastard Mason Michael Awn stole my firstborn daughter just last week."
- "Classic Mason Michael Awn move."

by EldenJohn April 28, 2022

Mason

A giant veiny cock who will jizz for a half a turkey sandwich

Person 1: Hey is that Mason?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Whered he get that turkey sandwich from?
Person 2: Me, I got him to blow his load for it
Person 1: Damn that's funny

by Hukeywucky April 30, 2022