Tim Løgsted

Tim Løgsted aka dj Tim Onionplace is a local musician in the city of Aalborg in Denmark. He originates from a dark place north of the beautiful Limfjorden. Here he was fostered by cows and raised to become the strongest. While the leader of the pack wanted him to become strong and fight the other bulls he found much more appreciations in the sounds of the nature. This is apparent in his newly made album "Cows delight" where the nurturing sounds of cows grassing on the northern jytlandic hillsides is balanced with the sound of a 1987 Puch being dragged across the roads by the preferred vehicle of his native lands, the tractor.

On stage Dj Onionplace is typically performing in a dress made of onion and under the influence of an unhealthy amount of danish pilsner.

Guy 1: Is that dj Onionplace?
Guy 2: omfg! THAT IS THE ONE WHO MADE IT OUT OF THE FIELDS AND BECAME A WORLD FAMOUS DJ
Guy 3: I really like onions. But only because Tim Løgsted is a god.

by thybacca May 31, 2018

The Tim Parks

It's when you park your dick in a woman wearing nothing but timberland boots

"I pulled a The Tim Parks, I parked my dick in her while wearing nothing but my Tim boots"

by Jploppert April 21, 2018

The Tim Parks

1. The act of parking your dick in your woman, wife, etc... while only wearing Timberland boots. 2.Having sex wearing only timberland shoes or boots.

"I pulled the Tim Parks, plowed that hoe with nothing but my timberland boots on"!

by Jploppert April 21, 2018

Tim

A bald Russian who takes massive amounts of steroids also drinks a bit too much and folds. Literally.

Don’t drink a lot then get a blowy. You’ll pull a Tim!

by Fifkeisnsh January 6, 2020

Tim

A man with an extremely large nose

Yoooo did u see how big the new guys nose is it’s almost like Tim

by Dumbturtle6789 January 9, 2020

Tim

A dude that makes constant jokes have of the girls find him attractive and adults find him cute a Tim usually talks about how small his dick

Dude Tim is soo funny

by Annalovesluigi January 12, 2020

Tim

The dude who sends unrequested hentai in the group chat. Usually drives a car that could just as well be found under overcompensation. Always looking for a big titty goth gf. Plays a lot of dark souls and refers to himself only as fat wanker whenever he eats.

Tim: "You ever watched boku no pico?"

by TheLegendaryGiantDad January 30, 2020