Texas Cadillac

Any lifted, or over-sized tire American made pickup in the State of Texas

I own a Texas Cadillac. A Ford F350 Superduty with a 7.3L engine and 6" lift

by BestBrowsOfTexas October 24, 2018

Texas Cornflakes

When you have a dwindling amount of corn chips but more Salsa. One crumbles the remaining corn chips up and mixes it with the salsa. Must be eaten with a spoon.

"Man, there was nothing left from the party so I was forced to have Texas Cornflakes the next morning."

by DarcyDog December 20, 2018

Texas Sack

When you’re getting butt fucked in a Texas Longhorn Kitchen, and the larger male proceeds to place his sack on the grill used to cook the steaks. Then with his seared sack, he places it in the other males mouth for the effect of having a mouthful of steak with a tangy barbecue sauce.

Greg delivered a very formittable Texas Sack to Larry last weekend. Larry was begging for another taste.

by B.D.B. January 1, 2019

Texas Fireflies

A Texas Firefly is a mosquito or that gets so hot that it spontaneously bursts into flames.

The Texas Fireflies will be out tonight.

by Miles Bighorse January 2, 2019

Texas crack

Leaving a car window ajar approximately 1/2 an inch, enough for air to get in, but not enough for someone to break inside. Originated at Texas A&M in the 1990s.

“Texas crack the window, it’s hot as blazes out, but this is bad neighborhood.”

by NickyTheP June 13, 2018

Texas clogger

A massive shit resulting in the clog of a toilet.

"Hey I'm gonna go take a shit."
"Will it be a Texas clogger?"

*walks out of bathroom proudly*
"That was a Texas clogger!"

"Everything is bigger in Texas!"

by DJ ZachyD June 16, 2018

texas transformer

When your date releases there love shaft and bitter berries and you realize your she is now a he.

I was having the best date ever until we went back to my place and I was preparing for the lumberjack and she gave me the Texas transformer.

by Petite meat June 29, 2018