The act of a woman ejaculating on your penis, letting it dry and get crispy, creating a royal crispy.
by officialdildotester69 January 11, 2026
Get the royal crispy mug.A rare mutation of the classic Cream Tea. This involves the act of the tea bagging taking place on the toilet (throne). The bagger must be stood on the seat, facing his partner, allowing for good dipping distance whilst the bag-ee is sat down. Bonus points are awarded for the act taking place beween second cousins.
“Ach, it got out hand at the wedding party last night, I ended up giving Naomi a Royal Cream Tea in the portaloos.”
“Your cousin Naomi?”
“Aye, probably one too many Jaegers, but at least thats ticked off now.”
“Your cousin Naomi?”
“Aye, probably one too many Jaegers, but at least thats ticked off now.”
by Dirk shufflebum March 19, 2025
Get the Royal Cream Tea mug.The game where you show off your credit card, the game where you get ridiculously expensive emotes to taunt nice people who are trying to enjoy the game, the game where you would get absolutely no amusement if you don't spend money. The reason it is named with the word "Royale" is because only royal members are able to afford to play the game.
The first stage of the game is mostly skill.
The later stages are barely playable for free2play. If you don't have money, you are done.
The first stage of the game is mostly skill.
The later stages are barely playable for free2play. If you don't have money, you are done.
One Guy: Play Supercell!
Other Guy: No games are fun! Clash Royale is about pay2win. Clash of Clans is about afk. Brawl Stars is too repetitive. Hayday shouldn't even be in the list. What is good about the game?
One guy: Let me try it!
Other Guy: You need to experience to understand pain
Other Guy: No games are fun! Clash Royale is about pay2win. Clash of Clans is about afk. Brawl Stars is too repetitive. Hayday shouldn't even be in the list. What is good about the game?
One guy: Let me try it!
Other Guy: You need to experience to understand pain
by TheClashRoyalePlayer March 20, 2025
Get the Clash Royale mug.This Legend is known for Swatting, Doxing, Hacking, Killing Facebook accounts or other social media apps or websites, He's known for Coding & breaking info some nerdy stuff
by SicKly Hellgone Ghostwell June 1, 2024
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by SicKly Hellgone Ghostwell June 1, 2024
Get the Royal Fathwell mug.When a member of the royal family makes you taste their dick cheese and asks if its poisoned and tells you after that youu ate the smegma
Dude, I totally just got royaly cheesed by prince phillip and it tasted like a rat kiestered fentanyl and sharted it in my mouth
Omg man you just got a taste of royal cheesing
Omg man you just got a taste of royal cheesing
by Jimbooojames June 9, 2024
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