Penitentiary Rich

Slang term for when a person has a large quantity of one or more items that have little-to-no real world value, such as cigarettes, rolls of stamps, etc. that would bring them beaucoup prison currency, even real world money via money transfer apps and services.

Also used when an inmate receives a large deposit of money onto their books, allowing them to order excessive amounts of certain items when they make store, allowing them a monopoly on those items - such as soups, hygiene products, stamps, etc.

Inmate 1: Hey did you hear about Dave? His old lady deposited half her tax check on his books!
Inmate 2: Yeah, I heard. He bought all the chicken soups, snack cakes, and smokes from commissary and is flipping that shit for double.

Inmate 1: Yeah he acts like he's some Pablo Esco-behind-bars or something
Inmate 2: Homie too good for us since he got penitentiary rich!

by Ekko93 June 2, 2023

rich bum

they so call got money but still look bummy & always begging for money !

MARLONE AND TONAXSON ARE RICH BUMS

by Su’asia June 5, 2023

Eat the rich

1. Political slogan against capitalism
2. Act of consuming wealthy human beings

Eat the rich is Probably something that happened during the Titanic visit on the submarine that got lost

by Dinou265 June 23, 2023

Rich Wanker Syndrome

When someone has an unhealthy urge to spend an excessive amount of money in order to unnecessarily compete with his/her comrades for a minimal PC power increase.

Wow, are you really upgrading to a 5950x? Do you have rich wanker syndrome?

by LegalEagality February 23, 2023

Z Rich

The ideal human. A cunning mixture of personality and stunningly good looks. Known to attract the most beautiful women you'll ever see. Also knows ever UFC fighter ever. Known enemies of Quentin Desantis. Can usually be found at your local Bar with a Guinness in his hand.

Girl: Damn Z Rich is already active tonight

Boy: Yeah Z Rich is here every Saturday

by Q Jazyn March 6, 2023

Calumet rich

Having a lot of $1 bills (or equivalent) in your wallet. Originated from Calumet, MI where the people are locally known for using big bills on purchases, leaving them with lots of ones.

*opens wallet*
Friend: Wow! You have a lot of one dollar bills, you must be Calumet rich!

by Archigan March 16, 2023

hood rich

A message to "hood rich" does not happen to be the truth. A definition to "hood rich" does not happen to be the truth. Not Anyone that lives in any neighborhood, and portrays themselves has having more money than they really do is "hood rich". Not "Anyone that lives in any neighborhood, and portrays themselves has having more money than they really do is "hood rich"." /

A bunch of people happen to be hood rich. /

by JordanJohnsonistheone March 23, 2023