Taste sweet pudding

1. (Verb) To ingest bodily fluids produced as a by product of sexual climax.

2. (Verb, generally) to engage in sexual activity.

3. (Noun) the act of sexual intercourse; the style and/or quality of a person's sexual intercourse.

She invited me up for a drink, so I gave her a taste of my sweet pudding.

I tasted her sweet pudding last night.

I don't think I'll call him back - I don't like the taste of his sweet pudding.

What do you want to do tonight? Taste sweet pudding.

by St Gism August 2, 2013

Leftover Pudding

Animal crap, scat, feces, etc.

Phil: Hey, Clyde, don't step in that leftover pudding over there.

by MpegEVIL June 21, 2011

Christmas Pudding

A Christmas pudding is formed when one defecates in a large mound, resembling a pudding, before ejaculating upon it, resembling the icing.

Oh Wow, Barry just left a Christmas pudding on the floor for me to see!

by DaddyKingKongDong December 1, 2018

Pudding goggles

The act of ejaculating in both of ones eyes during the act of masturbation.

"Hey, Ben, it's your turn to draft."

"Gimme a minute, I gave myself pudding goggles again!"

by ElZarape July 27, 2017

Pud

A person who lacks in skill, knowledge, and common sense.

Dude you got the math question wrong! Quit acting like a pud!

by Right Hand Roasted April 18, 2018

pudding snatcher

Eating shit from someone's asshole.

Joey is a real pudding snatcher around the girls.

by BabyDick6969 October 15, 2018

Monkey pudding

The ejaculate of a post vasectomy male.

I walked in on Scott as he shot his monkey pudding all over Reubens chest.

by Monkeypuddin February 23, 2019