Opposite Orgasm October

A challenge in which you are not allowed to masturbate for all of October.

Person 1: Will you participate in Opposite Orgasm October?
Person 2: I just failed.

by idkwhattocallmyselfyet September 30, 2022

Perpendicular orgasm

The most pleasurable heart stopping feeling anyone could ever imagine in the best way possible caused by something feeling complete

“yo this food is gonna give me a perpendicular orgasm”
“that nap gave me the best typa perpendicular orgasm anyone coulda ever imagine”

by irllydkwhattoputhere October 23, 2022

orgasm

something that you never had but wish you did.

Hey babe, what's an orgasm?

something that you never had-

by im mommy May 26, 2022

orgasmate

Now, as one ages, the capacity to orgasmate (have orgasms and masturbate) decreases steeply.

To be able to orgasmate abundantly, was the hallmark of successful youthfulness!

by Scimitar May 29, 2022

Music Orgasm

Music and orgasms are linked, you can't have one without the other.

I just had a music orgasm while listening to jazz. Paolo Fresu makes absolutely the entirety of the word have a music orgasm at the exact same time

by hiehieihe March 20, 2022

orgasmic

intense orgasms overtaking your body starting from the eyes.

jess mariano is so orgasmic i am literally shaking

by jessmarianoslut2628291102 March 27, 2022

alphabetical orgasms

Refers to da act of getting off on various situations and circumstances, such as:
BOARgasm: research about/interaction wif wild/male pigs
BOERgasm: research about/interaction wif Dutch/Huguenot settlers in Asia

BOORgasm: partaking in "crude 'n' rude" behavior
BOREgasm: creating holes or being dull-natured
COORgasm: guzzling a Silver Bullet
COREgasm: surveying da remains of a thoroughly-eaten apple
DOORgasm: being invited inside a dwelling
FOREgasm: hitting a golf ball (can also refer to premature ejaculation while engaged in "getting in da mood" activities)
FOURgasm: involving yourself wif dual twos of something
GOREgasm: research about/interaction wif da infamous "An Inconvenient Truth" politician, or anything regarding da infamous "Old Blood 'n' Guts" 4-star general
HOARgasm: anything gray or grayish-white
LOREgasm: studying/recounting tales from yesteryear
MOORgasm: researching/trekking broad grassy meadows
MOREgasm: when receiving anything additional

NORgasm: when neither option is available or doable
OARgasm: when paddling a boat
ORgasm: when given a choice of two options
OREgasm: when you "hit pay-dirt"

Additional examples of alphabetical orgasms may occur when:
POORgasm: being unable to "keep up wif da Joneses"
POREgasm: getting goosebumps
POURgasm: seeing liquid dispensed
ROARgasm: performing a loudly-celebratory "I da MAN!" chest-pounding routine after "getting lucky" wif a female
SOARgasm: when you perfect using a hang-glider
SOREgasm: anything regarding grumpiness or painful skin/muscles
TORgasm: anything regarding a rocky outcrop or hill
TOREgasm: when gleefully ripping things apart
TOURgasm: when partaking of a guided group-stroll
WARgasm: anything combat-related (da arrogantly-bold old-school military leader mentioned above likely experienced lots of these)
WOREgasm: researching/experiencing garments of some kind
YOREgasm: taking a trip down Memory Lane
YOURgasm: paying attention to/sharing resources wif someone else

by QuacksO January 23, 2022