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Jake paul

Jake Paul is a man who got fired from disney and tries to rap but gives everyone ear cancer, all of his fans are 10 and under and that's why he has an annoying group of assholes called team 10. He and Nick Crompton belive England is a city. Everyone should go subscribe to his older and better brother Logan Paul
Jake Paul is a retard who should die.
by Logangster and dolan fan August 11, 2017
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Jake Hillman

"If it doesn't move, we'll make a hill out of it."

Avid member of the Society, Jake Hillman is the head of his own company, specialized in the creation of hills. When stressed, his hair is that of an insane, exotic bird.
Is that crazy haired man over there building hills Jake Hillman?

Why, yes, it is. Yes, indeed. How curious is that Jake Hillman.
by Society member May 22, 2011
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Jake & John

The act of two men fucking each other in the ass simultaneously. Named after a mythical occurrence in which a "Street Pimp" aka the "John" puts his disco stick in the "Ginger Jamaican" aka "Jakes" poop-chute in which at the same time the inverse also happens.
Did you see those two doing "The Jake & John" at the party last night?
by The Real Duke March 23, 2016
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Jake Keller

A default male that can’t get free YEEZYS. Everyone hates how they carry him in Fortnite.
That Jake Keller is sooooo default.
by HarryBaller November 27, 2018
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Jake Walsh

Jake Walsh is an exemplary, mischievous, incredibly rich and inexplicably talented boy, who has been given the grace of God to show his affluence over his peers and superiors so elegantly. Jake is far beyond talented that he has ruined the careers and lives of men that have tried to achieve greatness over years of training and passion since their birth and can not achieve greatness far past their boy hood. who can anger you to the point of murderous intentions yet express talents and abilities which captivate and woo you into oblivion and ultimate solitude, (whiskey to... Vodka...)....
Jake is a boy who is given everything but has nothing. His emotions have been covered with money and pampering. But alas... His feet so white and wide and beautiful. So wide that they can cover the biggest straight man's face and make him a gay man in love of feet and the bottom... Jake Walsh's penis is 16 inches. A penis that can feel so deeply like OG Mudbone. And when he pulls out of your asshole as watches it gape. All he can do is stretch his face in pleasure agony as his cum rises from the bottom of his balls to the front of his shaft. You stare down the tip of the penis in which you sucked and hosted and accepted the torrent of fertile male dominance that will dominate your face. Jake. I love you. I hate you. And I always will.
Oh hey Jake Walsh here, the party can begin and the people who lust for him can hide away and die :)
by Theboywhodied July 24, 2017
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Jake Paul

Person 1: Hey look its jake paul

Person 2: he's shit
by Jakepaulisafuck October 23, 2018
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jake the snake

the phrase 'jake the snake' refers to a game, which tests one's ability to jump over a rope, the 'snake,' who happens to be named jake.
by jakewuzhere November 9, 2018
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