iAn

some weird kid

ian is funni but weird

by ianyay July 30, 2021

Ian Pragnell

Ian Pragnell is term used to describe an extremely sexy man whose true beauty can only be expressed through a song

He likes to hit things with sticks *if you know what I mean*

he’ll ram you with his massive cock, and lick your bum clean

He’s willys so big it covers my eyes

And fills all the boys up with juicy cream pies
The girls love him too but he’s a bit gay

When he walks in the changing rooms we all scream yay.

He wouldn’t think to make you pay, he’ll let you keep all your cash monay.

(Cuz he’s a slag)

Du-du-du

Cuz he’s a slag

Person 1: Wow that guys chopper is so huge he’s gotta be an Ian Pragnell.

Person 2: Of course did you not just see the way he spunked in my eye!

Person 1: Must’ve happened while his cock was covering my eyes (cuz it’s so big)

by Captain hookkkkkkkk February 15, 2022

Ian

guinea pig eater that’s a cocky Peruvian and that no one likes

ugh it’s Ian

by your_dad_your_mom1 February 15, 2022

Ian

a liar

"i'll go to sleep after you say it"
"says it"
"I'm not going to sleep btw"

Ian

by kroelss February 16, 2022

Ian

My big cocked daddy, swagger, and dripping with exquisite pussy juice. You always want to invite him over because he can sure make your mouth water.

Ian is my father, dad, and daddy.

by PqbloEscobarr February 18, 2022

Ian

Ians are quite possibly the sexiest men alive today. They're not super outgoing or into BDSM, and they don't have a ton of kinks you should consider before climbing into bed with them. However, Ians can be so loving and caring once you get to know them. That is what is important. You need to befriend Ian first before trying to reap all of the benefits and rewards. If you don't, his friends will come at you and literally demolish your entire reputation, if you had one, to begin with. If you find an Ian, hold on tight. You've found a keeper.

Guy 1 "That guy is so good at sports and school and girls and counterintelligence for the communist forces of China"
Guy 2 "He must be an Ian. There's no way around it"

by Ilikemen2203483 February 23, 2022

Ian

On who dresses up in his sister's bikini, covers himself in creamy peanut butter and wallows around it the bathtub like a slutty fish all while listening to Crazy Frog by Axel F. On repeat for hours.

Person 1: Is that Ian?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard he really likes peanut butter.

by Pterodactyl with a side of spr February 25, 2022