Tortilla Horse

A women who is inbetween two horses and gets fucked in the ass by one and in the pussy by another. Sometimes the horses will take shits in the women's mouth.

My pussy is so tighy from that Tortilla Horse.

by DomSuxDik August 16, 2017

orange horse

When you are extremely high and see everything as nova colors

After smoking the drugs I was riding an orange horse.

by PhatBrownCow September 1, 2017

Suck horse

A woman who was breed to suck off dudes.

Dude: bro did your grandma get married? Wtf she’s 78 why won’t she stop
Dude 2: yeah bro she’s a suck horse. She’s born to suck dudes

by Bro mcdudeson June 18, 2018

horse with gloves

something that will undoubtedly fuck your whole existence.

"I got a DUI and was going 60mph over the speed limit, this situation is a complete horse with gloves, I'm going to jail for sure..."

by HorseWithGloves August 30, 2018

Horse Deuce

The first bowel movement, often in several days, after going on a heroin binge. Opiates cause constipation, so junkies tend to get backed up for days or even a week or more, before their body finally forces a bowel movement. This is why they often hole up in a public bathroom for up to an hour, and there can be considerable tearing which contributes to the mess left behind.

"Man, I just dropped a two-week Horse Deuce. I'm having to learn to walk all over again."

by Auntie Hero September 20, 2018

Horse Semen

Porridge flavoured gunk

"I'm going to fuck a horse for breakfast"
"There's nothing i like more in the morning than a bowl full of horse semen"

Guy 1: Yo what you having for breakfast?
Guy 2: I'm having Porridge
Guy 1: Ayo me too
Guy 2: But that's Horse Semen
Guy 1: I know, can't taste the difference
Guy 2: *Transforms into Horse*
Guy 1: That's kinda gay bro
Guy 2: Johnathan we're married
Guy 1: I want a divorce

by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 28, 2022

Horse Problem

A problem you have that is out of your control, something you just have to ride out until the solution comes to you. Much like a horse inside of an elevator.

"This breakup healing process is just a horse problem."

by whyen October 23, 2022