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This means that where your attention flows your energy goes.

What you pay attention to by focusing your time and life on is what will appear to grow or develop in your memory.

This is a spin off of “the grass is greener on the other side
Hon, the grass is greener where you water it, don’t pay attention to what anyone else’s yard looks like.
by sound recollection December 2, 2025
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Grass

Adjective/verb/noun: Describes a chaotic or absurd state where everything feels so ridiculous that sanity is optional. The embodiment of exhaustion so profound that all you want to do is exist as grass – silent, still, and utterly unbothered.

“Go grass or go home” - When you’re so close to losing it that you fully embrace the chaos or absurdity as a coping mechanism.

Urgent Notes:

“Grass” can be applied universally – whether you’re mentally fried, descending into silliness, or just want to become one with the lawn and vibe forever.
Example: “This is a mess, it’s go grass or go home at this point.”

“I’m grassing hard after that endless meeting.”

“GRASSGRASSGRASSGRASS”
by grassgod January 21, 2025
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Grass

by Ball touchertheninety ninth January 27, 2025
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Grass window

When someone is leaving their home to pursue a much more fulfilling existence because they are afraid they will get their testes blown off by a raging nymphomaniac
That grass window is filthy and it fucken stinks man , yeh I know but it keeps the sun out of my house which is all I need the window to do.
by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025
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Touch Grass

Used back in the late 90's early 2000's as a hip way to say Fuck off
by Leftforlife June 16, 2024
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coup de grass

Da final status of an argument from a teenager about not wanting to mow da lawn.
If yer parents decide to have ya do a little yard-work, ya should know right off da bat dat it's not gonna do any good to whine or protest about it --- it'll always be da "coup de grass" --- i.e., ya'll still hafta do said landscaping in da end, no matter how loudly ya wail about it.
by QuacksO July 7, 2024
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Grass

You have not touched it in 11 years.
JUST GO TOUCH IT
“I play Fortnite so I don’t touch GRASS
by Pixilmonky July 11, 2024
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