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February 31

A day that has always existed but the government wants to keep hidden
February 31 isn’t a day let it go
Yes, it is the government just wants to keep it a secret
by ThickRickDick January 22, 2021
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February 19

by Soren!!! January 22, 2021
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February 8th

People born in February 8th with the beginning letter a,h,and e are very evil. Especially if they are born through 2000-2007. Stay away, or be very careful, their anger rises very fast.
“You were born February 8th ? What year?” “Oh, 2002” “oh no, see ya!”
by Mrs.Saturn English Teacher January 27, 2021
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February 2

ONLY FOR DISCORD ROLE-PLAYERS!!!

"National Check Your Role-plays Day" go check all your pending plays that you haven't answered in months and if its the other person's turn go send them this 😌
Answer your god damn role-plays its February 2 jesus fucking christ 🙄😒🥱
by -Discorder~ February 2, 2021
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February 4th

National Fuck Your Girlfriend day (go out and have sex with your significant other day)
Omg it’s February 4th it’s national fuck my girlfriend day!
by Micheal Branson February 2, 2021
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February 5th

Ask yo crush out boo
Boy:hey will you go out with me

Girl:of course but why

Boy:it’s February 5th
by Malfoy.manor February 4, 2021
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February 9th

a person born on February 9th gets railed by and person of their choice
person 1: hey it’s February 9th
person 2: omfg ...
person 1: come over right now
person 2: im on my way
by musterious February 6, 2021
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