7 dollar bill

something so fake, it's as authentic as a 7 dollar bill.

Jeff: Is this watch authentic?
Bob: Yeah, as authentic as a 7 dollar bill.

by bingus the chingus June 19, 2021

Dimes will get you dollars

Glib way of saying "There is a high probability that..." It doesn't make too much sense if you think about the way gambling odds work, but I didn't create it; I just report it.

Dimes will get you dollars that his car will break down before he gets there.

Dimes will get you dollars that she doesn't really want to change jobs.

by Al Benedict June 30, 2021

trinity dollars

a currency that uses hugs to count

one hug = one trinity dollar

the ransom you have to pay is one million trinity dollars

by meowmeemeowwwww July 8, 2021

A kajillion dollars

Half of 2 kajillion dollars

99.9% of gamblers stop right before they win a kajillion dollars

by SapphireDive August 16, 2022

Ohio Dollars

A term used to describe the value of currency in the midwest in comparison with other parts of the country where income is higher. This inequality of income causes unequal access to consumer goods due to requiring a higher ratio of one's income to purchase.

That's a beautiful new Tesla you bought, but I'll never be able to afford one working for Ohio dollars.

by ScooterGTFKD August 20, 2022

The port dollar holla

When you get a hummer with a finger up your ass behind the dollar general in Port Jervis for trade of a good high

I met Tiff behind the dollar general. She needed a buzz and I needed "The port dollar holla" from her because I'm horny as a port slut

by Long dong Ed August 23, 2022

dollar

Official currency of America, Canada, Australia and New Zealand

A dollar is equal to 100 cents.

by bluestinger66 August 27, 2022