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Coochie Loaf

Lemme make a coochie loaf pls.
by Puga C. November 30, 2021
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Coochie-conomy

The depreciated value of coochie due to free Internet PornHub access, forcing wanna-be Instagram models to get a real job instead.
Q: Shaneeka hasn’t updated her page in months; what’s up?

Me: Donations dried up. She delivering for UPS now. Hiding that sexy body under a uniform, working 9 to 5 to pay bills Another victim of the Coochie-conomy... *smh*
by Deuce And A Quarter 4Ever December 4, 2021
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Coochie Rust

When a vagina gets so dry, it oxidizes. Becoming rust. Bonus points if she’s a redhead
Man 1: “How was sex with your girlfriend’s mom bro?”

Man 2: “Dude, she hasn’t had sex I’m so long she had Coochie Rust.”
by Pipedbag February 24, 2024
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