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if the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.
“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock
Yes daddy
HAAHAA
by gauda slay August 25, 2023
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Writer's Clock

A writer's circadian rhyme and rhythm clock, now as it happens then as it is.
"Sorry for texting so early. I didn't notice the tyhme* til after I sent it. Writer's Clock."
by PartisanZ September 9, 2023
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clock

a big dick in small girl that love a bleding bum
by ziyasssssss September 10, 2023
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the analog clock incident

The strange phenomenon where irish children are incapable of learning how to read an analog clock
My friend sean hasn't been able to tell time ever since the analog clock incident
by powerbottompoptart September 22, 2023
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ugly o clock

The time when events go south at a bar or series of bars close to each other(Caroline Street in Saratoga Springs on a Friday or Saturday night) A time when fights break out, people get thrown through windows stabbings and even people getting shot. The timing is fluid, it can start anywhere between 11pm to 4am and happen multiple times despite a large police presence.
Hey, let's get out of here, ugly o clock has just started and I don't feel like dealing with some chode who going to try to pick a fight with me.
by GrouchoMarxx April 29, 2022
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I’ll clock you

To check somebody or punch/hit them.
Don’t play with me or I’ll clock you right now!”
by yourmom5000 May 7, 2022
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Clocked

My nose is clocked
by 16@salma@askar October 29, 2022
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