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the analog clock incident

The strange phenomenon where irish children are incapable of learning how to read an analog clock
My friend sean hasn't been able to tell time ever since the analog clock incident
by powerbottompoptart September 22, 2023
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alarm clock charger

a alarm clock that charges your phone.
I don't use a normal charger I use a alarm clock charger.
by joyful coffee June 30, 2023
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rock clock chopstick

"yo im free in rock clock chopstick"
"bro really??!?!"
by HeyyItsAJ July 30, 2023
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clock-down

clock-down basically means 'hands down' or 'honestly'.

you normally use it when you need to say something like for real.
"how did the marathon go?"
"good but now I'm clock-down dead"
(meaning they ran the marathon and now they're really tired)
by chargingport August 6, 2023
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clock

An old piece of equipment, largely replaced by the phone in modern society
Idiot 1: Oi mate, you got a clock here?

Idiot 2: Nah, we use phones, get with the times, idiot.
by Mayor of Gloucestershire July 9, 2022
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to clock

To recognize someone who's trying to remain discreet. Applies when someone figures out someone else is transgender.
Some dudes managed to clock me in the subway. How embarassing!
by Dawniver July 14, 2022
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clocked

In Australia, the term "clocked" refers to being punched extremely hard in the face.

Basically im saying IF YOU DONT MOVE THE FUCK OUT MY WAY YOU WILL BE CLOCKED
Dont go near terqauvion, you will be clocked
by I<3Chickens July 26, 2022
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