Lego Cannon

The act of launching Legos out of your anus.

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Last Saturday, this guy at the bar showed me how he fought off harlots by activating his Lego cannon.

by ThatLegoGuy March 31, 2024

Lego cannon

The act of launching Legos out of your anus.

Ref. Lego loading

Last Saturday, Todd Lego cannoned the bartender at the club.

by ThatLegoGuy March 31, 2024

Queef Cannon

When you punch a girl hard enough in the uterus thar she indefinitely won’t stop queefing

“Hey Matthew heard you hit the queef cannon on that slut last night”

“Hell yeah that shit wouldn’t stop!”

by Grabeast69 June 30, 2021

cannon daddy

A mother fucker with a massive chub ass cock

Girl: God damn You big as hell. You gonna be my cannon daddy

by Neapolitanicecream July 10, 2021

Ass Cannon

That which one's buttocks become after the ingestion of spicy hot chili dogs with extra cheese-kraut

Whoa dude you don't wanna sit behind me, I feel the ass cannon spinning up something serious

by Chunkmastarr January 16, 2026

Cannon Event

A necessary life event that is typically painful

Cringy teenage fashion choices is a Cannon Event.

by Taeble salt January 26, 2026