Pre birthday bj

When you get a bj the day before your birthday

How about a pre birthday bj?

by Whitethundergod August 15, 2021

denver's birthday

A celebration lasting from New Year's Day to New Years Eve.

"bro its denver's birthday today"
"its everyday bro"

by LLassLazyK September 4, 2021

Birthday Suprise

When you come home from a hard day at work and find your girlfriend in the pile driver position with a lit sparkler inserted into her anus. After which you proceed to remove the lot sparkler and perform anal sex whilst holding said sparkler

I came home to a birthday suprise!

by Thecooltaters June 25, 2021

Sean D's birthday

Sean D's Birthday is March 14th

"when's Sean D's Birthday"

"it's March 14th"

by Bill barker July 2, 2021

Birthday inflation

Instead of celebrating a birthday for one day, it grows to a several days or a week due to the following: family celebration, party with friends, romantic dinner, cupcakes at school. This expansion of time to celebrate is birthday inflation

I thought we could do something this weekend, but due to the wife's birthday inflation I'm busy until next Thursday.

by PDXef October 20, 2012

birthday straightlike

When you go up a friends Facebook feed liking every happy birthday post to him/her.

I just gave you a birthday straightlike.

by richardtation August 10, 2012

The Italian Birthday

When you go to an upscale restaurant in a major city with a strict dress code (the kind of place that lends out a jacket to the sap that forgot his at home) without a jacket, a ridiculously colored pair of pants, and an obnoxious bow tie or better yet in shorts, flip flops and no tie, either way with your sleeves rolled up. You then manage somehow to be seated against the establishment's policies. Shortly thereafter you are sung happy birthday in Italian by a portly employee. For additional fun, go to the bathroom all the way across the restaurant in your shorts, thereby giving everyone a second look at your audacity.

Guy 1: She didn't tell me the place would be so fancy. I was insanely underdressed.
Guy 2: So, what'd you do?
Guy 1: What any man would do. I went in there, met her dad and brother, and pulled The Italian Birthday.
Guy 2: How'd that turn out?
Guy 1: Oh they hate me, but it was funny as hell.

by R-Dizawg July 20, 2013