The Last Boner

An award-winning novel with 14 weeks on the New York Times Bestseller List, The Last Boner delves into the protagonist's inability to "free his willy from the shackles of desolation and dust." The visionary author, Garrett Charms took inspiration from moments from his life to write this novel. He especially drew inspiration from his Summer of 2016 in which he confessed in an interview with TIME magazine that "my spaghetti noodle, whenever I looked at it, made me sad."

Have your read The Last Boner? It's so good! It's a really HARD read.

by ChettCactus April 24, 2017

to breathe ones last

To die

Everyone has to breathe ones last someday.

by Ariel Dawn Wales August 19, 2016

Last item curse

The bane of collectors.
When you're one item away from completing a set, but you can't find it no matter how hard you look in store shelves or how many packs you buy.

Person A: You got to help me!
Person B: What's wrong?
Person A: You know how I need only more card to complete my set, right?
Well, I opened ten 5-card blind packs, and I didn't get it!
Person A: Looks like you're suffering from the last item curse.

by ChameleonDragon February 6, 2018

last 15

Last 15 minutes of fame. To quote Andy Warhol "In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes".

She has been all over the news again, lets hope this is her last 15.

by TUC2020 February 9, 2018

Last

Nikki Haley's nickname for Jordan Thomas Cooper used in her first book.

Last was the first minority intern to be promoted to a senior staffer (Constituent Correspondent) in SC’s history.

by Coop Dupe December 7, 2019

Last week of school of the decade

Let’s make it the Best week ever! Also we all have to Stand on a table and Scream “It’s the last week!!!!”

Isn’t it the last week of school of the decade? (Stands in table and screams It’s the last week!!!)

by Sexyboi911 December 19, 2019

The last touch

The last touch would be today's version of saying 'having the last laugh. ' I first heard this word about a year ago from a friend but since then everyone is saying it. I thought I'd add a Definition cause some people might wonder where it really came from. Here in Edmonton, the sub culture is a big thing. And to a wide variety of people what was once the last laugh is now the last touch.

Hey, wanna get the last touch on those guys who jumped you in the park last week?

by B❤️ January 13, 2020