The alaskan pipeline is the act of defecating into a condom and leaving putting it outside overnight to let it freeze only if it is below 32° fahrenheit or else it will not freeze.
In the morning you go outside and take your frozen feces in a condom and use it as a dildo.
In the morning you go outside and take your frozen feces in a condom and use it as a dildo.
by Stoner._boi October 9, 2020
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Get the alaskan mimosa mug.When one shits into a condom, freezes it overnight, and shoves it up someone's anus without their permission or knowing about it until after the shit has been charged inside them.
I gave my girlfriend the Alaskan Surprise; I thought it was funny, but she hasn't talked to me in days.
by antijokenonqueere September 4, 2012
Get the Alaskan Surprise mug.In Alaska, it's too cold for handjobs (skin on skin), so women there rub the top of the male's pants until they reach a climax. It's quite rough.
My girl just gave me an Alaskan Roughie in the car last night, since it was way too cold for handie.
by Farfugnuttin February 11, 2012
Get the Alaskan Roughie mug.the act of using a girl's hand band as a cock ring, soaking up her cum and then putting her hair up for a BJ
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Get the alaskan hair tie mug.Last Friday Dj, Gabe, Jonah, Orly, Dimas, and nick gave diallo the Alaskan snow cat. He was so white he became one of us.
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Get the Alaskan snow cat mug.When one uses a bidet during a winter power outage and the water is freezing.
Essentially an enema with freezing water.
Essentially an enema with freezing water.
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