TIMS

Typical Ignorant Male Species

Friend 1: your brother thinks IVF should be illegal

Friend 2: he is such a TIMS!

by Salsom August 3, 2019

Tim

A stupid whore ass stupid ugly bitch fuck who is a cheater and is annoying and self centered never talk to a Tim because he will be a jackass for no reason

You see that dick his name is probably Tim

by Faintedly August 7, 2019

Tim Hess

The best person you will ever meet. He will make you laugh and smile a ton. (No one will ever make you laugh as much as him.) He is super duper hot and has the best personality. He has a bunch of insecurities but he shouldn’t because he is perfect.

Woah is that Tim Hess I wish I was like him

by Penissucker226 August 29, 2019

Poos tim

A male who is confronted by a misses/mistress or female accomplice who is in need of a bowel cleansing

I caught up with Dave last night for a Poos Tim. It was a bit awkward.

by Omega Poos Tim May 29, 2018

Tim Hodgson

A flat earther, drinks 68% skim milk with his coffee and is an all-round nubcake. Tim is especially good at utilizing for updating of his system. Tr9e

"ARE YOU READY TO ROCK??"

Tim Hodgson: "YEHHHHH"

by TB_68 June 11, 2018

Tim Løgsted

Tim Løgsted aka dj Tim Onionplace is a local musician in the city of Aalborg in Denmark. He originates from a dark place north of the beautiful Limfjorden. Here he was fostered by cows and raised to become the strongest. While the leader of the pack wanted him to become strong and fight the other bulls he found much more appreciations in the sounds of the nature. This is apparent in his newly made album "Cows delight" where the nurturing sounds of cows grassing on the northern jytlandic hillsides is balanced with the sound of a 1987 Puch being dragged across the roads by the preferred vehicle of his native lands, the tractor.

On stage Dj Onionplace is typically performing in a dress made of onion and under the influence of an unhealthy amount of danish pilsner.

Guy 1: Is that dj Onionplace?
Guy 2: omfg! THAT IS THE ONE WHO MADE IT OUT OF THE FIELDS AND BECAME A WORLD FAMOUS DJ
Guy 3: I really like onions. But only because Tim Løgsted is a god.

by thybacca May 31, 2018

The Tim Parks

It's when you park your dick in a woman wearing nothing but timberland boots

"I pulled a The Tim Parks, I parked my dick in her while wearing nothing but my Tim boots"

by Jploppert April 21, 2018