Hernandez Shuffle

The act of one killing themselves by applying a slippery substance to the floor to prevent recovery from hanging.

Man today really sucked…I think I’m going to commit the Hernandez shuffle.

by Shufflemaster420 November 20, 2021

Shuffle Nugget

When you sell your legs in order to afford a puppy, but you don’t own a wheelchair. You then have to shuffle your way around, therefore becoming a Shuffle Nugget

Look at that over there, it’s a Shuffle Nugget

by HopperTouchesKids September 18, 2021

salman shuffle

The art of shuffling to attract the wood.

yo bro u doing salman shuffle? That’s sus!

by SHUFFLEDOG420 September 28, 2021

Shuffled

Someone who is unsure/questioning whether or not they are asexual (aka ace).

“I think girls look pretty, but I can’t tell if I like them sexually or just aesthetically. I don’t know if I’m ace. I’m shuffled.”

by ThePipYay October 28, 2021

truffle shuffle

what you and your stepsis do when you hit record

me: hey, stepsis, wanna try out the truffle shuffle?
her: ooh sounds fun *takes off her tshirt*

by owlyfighter July 11, 2021

11 shuffle

The act of running when out of shape, which leads to severe soreness

I can't move my quads after I cam back from that 11 shuffle

by YogiBear July 25, 2012

extreme shuffle

event occouring on random playlist, jumping from one style of music to a complete departure. usually resulting in schizoid, discontinuous listening habits

how can you listen to sigur ross then napalm death?

i have an appreciation of extreme shuffle.

extreme shuffle gave me the attention span of a gnat, variety is the new constant

by darklite August 2, 2012