Kyle Boyer

A man who is amazing. Normally an Irish man with a lot of hair, sometimes with a reddish beard depending on the season. His build is of an athlete, roughly around 6 feet tall with dark blond or brown hair. He replicates the most interesting man in the world. His knowledge of Kung Fu and other martial arts is phenomenal. Normally uses his fists or Bo Staff to defeat his enemies. Though he has many friends, his love for them are all different in the best of ways. Anything that he can't overcome he will overcome anyways. He is a master at sports, usually rugby, soccer and volleyball. He is a philosophical genius and uses the art of meditation, sometimes days at a time, to find his inner-self.

Did you see that man? Ya, he looked like a Kyle Boyer.

Did you see that fight, it was like Kyle Boyer was fighting!

The most interesting man in the world, oh you mean Kyle Boyer.

That man is such a Kyle Boyer.

That was a Kyle Boyer play.

by Clutch Novicane September 25, 2010

Kyle

Someone who can't do anything for himself, relies on people who are not his friends for food, rides, and money. The ultimate mooch. Often caught with his pants off jerking to gay small dick porn.

Kyle: "Are you guys goin out for food??"
Everyone Else: "Fuck off"

by LongDickStyleJohnson69 January 11, 2016

Kyle

Kyle is a person who would go to any extent of fucking his cousin.

Bruh, im bouta kyle that girl.

by Hajdkfv September 19, 2018

kyle and alana

they cutest couple ever! they are always having fun, no matter the situation and they love each other very much. you'll often see his hand around her waist and both of them smiling. they are perfect for eachother!

love perfection forever happiness awesome kyle and alana

by ktrevs girl <3 January 6, 2010

hot kyle

When a condom is found in a orifice or crevice the morning after

I woke up to a hot kyle this morning it was stuck in between my toes

by dr kyle karl August 1, 2007

Fuckin Kyle

Anytime something goes wrong in your life.

Where is the remote? It was right here!

Fuckin Kyle!!!

We all just died in WOW. Fuckin Kyle!!

by Getpwnd27 January 20, 2016

Kyle Johnson

Kyle Johnson is the sexiest man alive, very thick, and wants to fuck this ass. He has the cutest smile and the best friend group to exist. Kyle is also a great person to play hot potato slap ass with.

Kyle Johnson the sexiest man alive, do you wanna play hot potato slap ass?

by baylen_peej_fanpage312 April 26, 2020