Goggling

An accidental attempt to use Goggle (a hack of Google that steals your information) instead of using the Google search engine.

Why did you try Goggling your symptoms?

by noahstanley6624 January 31, 2026

Bender goggles

Bender goggles: Are an extreme, amplified version of beer goggles—after many days of partying, no sleep, and a binge of alcohol and drugs, you think you've met someone incredibly attractive—like a perfect 10—but once you sober up, you realize they’re actually a 1 or 2, and you wake up with both a terrible hangover and deep regret as your friends never let you forget it.

Lee: Bruv, I’m never going on a bender again. I realized I slept with a pig. She looked like a Britney when I had my bender goggles on. LOL.

Frankie: LOL you muppet, I'm going to

take your man card off you bruv. LOL.

Lee: LOL.

by Jamiecheese February 18, 2026