When your girlfriend won't wake up after a party night, you brush your teeth with minty toothpaste, and tongue dart her bunny-hole until she agrees to get up and make you breakfast.
Danielle was so sleepy on Sunday morning, I had to give her a Paris Alarm Clock to get her naked, lazy body out of bed.
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Get the Edge O Clock mug.Example of someone being a clock-sucker:
"Oh, hey, by the way, its half past ten. What do you mean you "didn't ask"?"
"Oh, hey, by the way, its half past ten. What do you mean you "didn't ask"?"
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Get the rock clock chopstick mug.clock-down basically means 'hands down' or 'honestly'.
you normally use it when you need to say something like for real.
you normally use it when you need to say something like for real.
"how did the marathon go?"
"good but now I'm clock-down dead"
(meaning they ran the marathon and now they're really tired)
"good but now I'm clock-down dead"
(meaning they ran the marathon and now they're really tired)
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