Normally of Asian descent who maybe well educated in there own country but there qualifications are not a valid in the UK so they become Uber drivers where they pray on intoxicated and under age women, they also share cars and PH licence with there brothers, cousins, uncles and farther.
Uber Driver: Hello I'm Ali your driver, how much have you drank missus?
Liz: only one glass of wine
Uber Driver: face of disappointment
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Uber Driver: hello little girl is your father still in your life?
Shazz: no he fúckëd off for ten Benson's and hedge's when I was three and never came home
Uber driver: you would be a princess in my own country, I treat you good, you want a kabab and a can of coke, you have one of these tablets
Liz: only one glass of wine
Uber Driver: face of disappointment
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Uber Driver: hello little girl is your father still in your life?
Shazz: no he fúckëd off for ten Benson's and hedge's when I was three and never came home
Uber driver: you would be a princess in my own country, I treat you good, you want a kabab and a can of coke, you have one of these tablets
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Get the Uber Driver mug.On the freeway, someone who is traveling faster than the speed of traffic, cutting closely in and out and changing lanes without using their turn signal.
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Get the Ping pong driver mug.Someone that is completely unaware of anything going on around their vehicle.
Someone that does not have a clue what "RIght Of Way" means at a 4-way or 5-way stop intersection
Someone that drives in the middle of two driving lanes on the main two streets of the downtown to core.
Someone that knowingly drive 20km/h to 40km/h over the speed limit and sees there is no problem doing so.
Somone that does know what a Left turn lane, Right turn, and a straight lane are for.
Some one that does not know that when leaving Nipawin from the North access that the left lane merges into the right lane.
Someone that taps the brake pedal when approaching a stop sign then gets mad after the traffic stop for receiving a failure to stop fine.
Someone that cuts across a solid yellow line and two lanes of traffic just to get a parking spot on the other side of the street.
Someone that puts their vehicle in reverse and then without looking back puts their foot on the throttle.
Someone that gets mad because they got flipped off for doing something stupid nearly causing an accident, but yet have no recollection of what they did.
Someone that does use turn indicator when there are other motorists in the same vicinity.
Being completely Oblivious to anything going on
Basically complete negligence for traffic laws.
It is just awful driving in Nipawin. It is just as stressful driving in Nipawin (2022 Population 4,429) as it is driving in Saskatoon (2022 Population 347,536).
Someone that does not have a clue what "RIght Of Way" means at a 4-way or 5-way stop intersection
Someone that drives in the middle of two driving lanes on the main two streets of the downtown to core.
Someone that knowingly drive 20km/h to 40km/h over the speed limit and sees there is no problem doing so.
Somone that does know what a Left turn lane, Right turn, and a straight lane are for.
Some one that does not know that when leaving Nipawin from the North access that the left lane merges into the right lane.
Someone that taps the brake pedal when approaching a stop sign then gets mad after the traffic stop for receiving a failure to stop fine.
Someone that cuts across a solid yellow line and two lanes of traffic just to get a parking spot on the other side of the street.
Someone that puts their vehicle in reverse and then without looking back puts their foot on the throttle.
Someone that gets mad because they got flipped off for doing something stupid nearly causing an accident, but yet have no recollection of what they did.
Someone that does use turn indicator when there are other motorists in the same vicinity.
Being completely Oblivious to anything going on
Basically complete negligence for traffic laws.
It is just awful driving in Nipawin. It is just as stressful driving in Nipawin (2022 Population 4,429) as it is driving in Saskatoon (2022 Population 347,536).
A person pulling up to in intersection in the left turn lane with the straight and right turn lane occupied but they still go straight from the left turn lane with the left turn indicator flashing and everyone at the intersection is just starring at them thinking "What a Nipawin Driver."
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This means the driver doesn't end up 'oversteering' or 'understeering' into a brick wall at "30mph" and breaking their vehicle, such as a Swift Sport-ish.
This means the driver doesn't end up 'oversteering' or 'understeering' into a brick wall at "30mph" and breaking their vehicle, such as a Swift Sport-ish.
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