Texas Howdy

The act of soaking a harmonica in a jar of mayonnaise and then inserting it into the anus. While having anal sex the wind from being thrusted into will create a unique musical memory. Proving that mayonnaise is indeed an instrument.

Todd:"Hey man I just gave my first Texas Howdy to Marie the other night."

Rod:" I bet you had to use a whole jar of mayonnaise for that!"

by ahhwhatisthat October 9, 2023

Alexis Texas

(verb) When someone (typically a woman) in their prime, in terms of beauty, holds out on dating or sex with someone until they're are significantly less desirable (i.e. older, fatter, etc.).

Example 1: She had you in the friendzone for 10 years and now she's pursuing a relationship with you? Don't get Alexis Texased.

Example 2: She never even looked his way when she was 20! Now that she's 35 with kids she's dating him. What a dumbass! He let her Alexis Texas him.

by Super Wasian November 7, 2023

texas carolan

an easy to get cheap whore

‘texas carolan is a slag’

by texascarolan April 15, 2023

Texas taper

Splooge into a sleeping chick's open mouth the immediately slapping a piece of duct tape across her mouth waking her up

Larry gave Beth the ol texas taper last night.

by Larry dickerton April 29, 2023

texas bopper

a hot guy from Texas like eats ass

Omg look at lance, he’s such a Texas bopper.

by Makxsk November 24, 2018

texas headphones

Placing speaker monitors on both sides of you for a live stage performance. Drummers and DJs often use this technique.

The drummer will need texas headphones for his monitor setup.

by Ride or Cry December 5, 2018

Texas Monsoons

An occurrence in which the resident lives in any part of Texas, and there are thunderstorms and rains heavy and powerful enough to obliterate anything in their way, i.e., internet connectivity plummets, neighborhoods are flooded, the marshlands are swamped, you name it, it can do it.

Frederick: Aw hell brother, I got hit by them Texas Monsoons
Yonick: Damn boy, hope your not in any flash flood potential areas.
Frederick: But I am though, and my internet’s at an all time low too
Yonick: RIP you

by Magnumus Dongus October 18, 2018