Overpaid, glorified baby sitters! Maintain the oil and gas pipelines as they leave producers,down the pipeline, to storage facilities or refineries.
These men usually leave home by 8 am, and are usually home by 3 to 4 pm, and get paid for 10 to 12 hrs a day.
They watch more Netflix and Hulu than any other human being on earth. They usually make more than $40 per hr.
The hardest part of their job is sticking little flags in the ground to mark where their line is, and watch other people dig just to make sure they dont hit their line.(hints the glorified baby sitter!)
These guys are usually married, and have multiple children, because they have enough energy at the end of the day from not doing shit!
These men usually leave home by 8 am, and are usually home by 3 to 4 pm, and get paid for 10 to 12 hrs a day.
They watch more Netflix and Hulu than any other human being on earth. They usually make more than $40 per hr.
The hardest part of their job is sticking little flags in the ground to mark where their line is, and watch other people dig just to make sure they dont hit their line.(hints the glorified baby sitter!)
These guys are usually married, and have multiple children, because they have enough energy at the end of the day from not doing shit!
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