Throat jolter

Laughing super hard so you feel ur throat launch outta the esophogus making ur throat JOLT

Alpha : *cracks epic joke*
Beta : Omg alpha that was SUCH a throat jolter 😅

by Pillowpossy February 8, 2022

Throat goat

Greatest dick sucker of all time

Sylvia is the throat goat

by anonymous February 13, 2022

Cut Throat

noun: Another name for Love Bunnies

They play cut throat.

by Rovio Int’l October 10, 2021

Seaside Throat

Seaside throat is a condition that has recently found it’s way to Atlanta, Georgia, as well as some parts of South Alabama. Seaside Throat symptoms consists of coughing, soreness/redness/ swelling of the throat, and a scratchy voice. It is highly contagious, so if you have been near someone who has gone to seaside within the last 8 weeks you could very likely get it. While scientists are still trying to figure out it’s exact cause, it is rumored to be at least one of the following: excessive drinking, throwing up because of said drinking, smoking of any kind, and most of all: giving the most vicious hottest slobber tongue twisty double decker lips-over-teeth h3@d to Florida boys.

Girl 1: damn my throat sorta hurts, maybe I have a cold
Girl 2: no honey you jsut came from seaside… remeber what you did to get that alc? You definitely have Seaside Throat.

by Yeswestillhateyou October 27, 2021

throat broke

Female with a scratchy raspy voice kinda manly. When she sings its off key and missing. She throat broke.

That girl can't sing for shit, she throat broke.

What is wrong with her voice?
She throat broke

by GummyBearJuice September 18, 2021

Strep Throat

Strep throat is cured by ball gagging.

Yaya hadn’t been feeling well for a few weeks. She had caught strep throat, taking antibiotics did not work so she tried ball gagging. Yaya is cured.

by Xylophon3 September 30, 2021

throat magma

After a mega smoke session, a goopy ball of residue is typically left residing in ones respiratory/sinus passages. This nasty goop is known as Throat Magma. This especially occurs after inhaling very hot smoke.

****Cough**Cough***** That blast gave me Throat Magma

by Thor242424 July 15, 2021