Cactus smacking

It is when one goes up to another and smacks that person upside the face with a cactus.

John went cactus smacking with his friend and got arrested later that night for assault.

by doug=caesar July 27, 2011

Smacking the weasel

A hand job. Mastubation. Etc.

1: Did you do the homework last night?

2: No, I was too busy smacking the weasel.

1: Wtf?

by qsuedenimp November 24, 2010

fruit smack

when you take your knuckle and joint at which your finger bends at, and smack it against the palm of your other hand

"I was talking to him, then that fool fruit smacked at me so I got pissed, and that's when the fight started."

by noggelfogger May 10, 2010

smack gland

To smack glands: verb, to force female and male sex organs collide.

I like to smack glands all night.

by Rootie tootie December 14, 2008

smack-a-dong

to bring great force with forearm to male external reproductive organ. (the long tubular one)

Andy held a smack-a-dong contest in his basement. He won.

by rr2 February 15, 2008

smack mac

Use an ATM. Derived from "Money Access Machines," a common brand of ATM in the Eastern U.S.

Eric: "Hey, let's go get some lunch."

Judy: "Okay, hang on, I gotta smack mac first."

by La Torquemada December 14, 2007

Party smack

When you smack your dick on a girls face as your cumming, usually after reaching climax from a blowjob.

Jeff: Yeah man I party smacked my bitch last night, she got soaked!!!

Tony: Thats crazy dude, she deserved it for giving you blue balls last time.

by Heat Bussa April 10, 2008