Salad Stuff

Bags of pre-packaged lettuce at the grocery store.

Husband: Babe, what do you want at the grocery store?
Wife: Salad Stuff!

by jfrapp August 20, 2011

bacon salad

a phrase of randomness to get someone to talk in an otherwise silent chat room.

07:10 <n0cturnal> needs sleep nn peeps
07:12 <jacobc> am out also laterz guise
10:26 <bungle> bacon salad
10:31 <BeijingRona> lol

by nicetoknowu November 6, 2011

blogging salad

Posting a blog on Facebook or other website. Usually makes no sense whatever due to the blogger being under the influence of xanax, opiates or other depressants.

What's that guy talking about? His blogs make no sense! He's blogging salad.

by Jewwow November 23, 2011

sperm salad

The act of applying a fresh warm layer of sperm all over a fresh salad at your local Applebees for your girlfriend.

Don’t worry Emily I’ll fix up your sperm salad

by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023

Fruity Salad

When you and your friends wanna get down to a gay orgy but you don't want to say it out loud, you give it a code! Hence Fruity Salad

John: "Hey Guys, It's my birthday today and y'know what that means!"

Jack: "Heck Yeah, It's for a Fruity Salad Baby!"

by Tenno43 June 24, 2023

Salad sauce

When the Turkish lad in the kebab shop asks if you want salad and sauce on your kebab.

Look at them salad sauce cunts cutting hair and packing kebabs

by Favol January 21, 2023

Cock salad

An unwashed, uncircumcised, dirty penis with chunks of cheese dressed in creamy smegma goo

Mary likes cock salad. The dirtier the better, she told me.

by The Dirty David December 6, 2020