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Political Perry

That one guy that will always bring politics and their views into absolutely everything that you are talking about.
Person 1: Hey what did you think of that new movie?
Person 2: It was pretty good to be honest

Person 3: They just made the protagonist black for publicity
Person 2: See this is why we don’t like you, you’re such a Political Perry
by CrocoWithAGlocko November 1, 2021
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Political Shoplifting

Political Shoplifting is when a government systems fails to recognize the financial distress of it's citizens and they have to shoplift food in order to survive.
I had to do some political shoplifting so I could eat this week as I got my power bill and my government fails to recognize the social security benefits they pay me don't cover all my bills.
by Awkward Life Subjects defined September 6, 2021
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Political camouflage

1: The unreasonable expectation by mainstream society that supporters of nonmainstream political parties must conform to the goals, expectations, and norms established by the mainstream political parties, the Republicans and Democrats, and accept that those parties’ agendas and priorities are supposedly more important theirs is in order to fit in. This often leads to lack of imagination when dealing with various political issues and designing policies, which can render a lot of policies ineffective.
2: A camo pattern that always has blue and red, sometimes with two or more of the following colors, which are white, grey, and or black. These patterns are used to indicate opposition to the suppression of nonmainstream political parties; as well as indicate you support the nonmainstream political parties, such as the Reform Party, Pirate Party, Libertarian Party, Alliance Party, and Constitution Party.
3: A camouflage pattern that uses certain colors which are used to represent a specific political party. Usually, it is done to show support for a nonmainstream political party.
Sophia: Hey. Earl that is a nice colorful shirt you’re wearing. Where did you get that?
Earl: It is a political camouflage shirt, which is used to show opposition to the political suppression of nonmainstream political parties. I had to custom order this from a special company online that lets you put your own designs on the product.
Sophia: Nice.
by Vanguard 1998 July 20, 2021
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Politics

-guy 1 oh my god lets talk about politics

-you stfu kys dont care cope hang yourself
by Dezentual February 24, 2022
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politics

person 1: i really hate politics
person 2: ...what the fuck is politics
by DoodleBaldiBFB February 28, 2022
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Political Parasite

Someone who makes politics their entire social identity, and won’t shut the fuck up about politics. Generally, they hate whoever espouses beliefs stemming from a party not of their own.
Don’t talk to Karen, she’s a political parasite, and will be fervently listening to every word you say, and will try to destroy your happiness based on that which she doesn’t agree. Tom is the same way, even though he’s on the opposite end of the political spectrum.
by MayneDeWayne May 27, 2021
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Political dry zone

A place, often a private business or organization, where it is prohibited to discuss politics or issues related to it, with exceptions for certain social issues and or issues that may affect how that business or organization runs
Evan: Hey, did you hear about the debate last night? I hear it got really intense when the candidates fought over how to address crime and government reform.
Simone: I know, but we can’t talk about that right now because we are in a political dry zone.
Evan: I have never heard of it. What is that?
Simone: It means this restaurant expects the people eating inside it to not discuss politics. If you don’t follow that rule, they will refuse to serve you and kick you out. This type of rule is often done to reduce stress on other people dining here and the restaurant’s employees and to help prevent violence confrontations by eliminating opportunities for intense disagreements to arise.
Evan: Okay then I’ll stop.
by Vanguard 1998 May 30, 2021
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