Megan

Red headed biatch who has major daddy issues so she hates men. Typically obsessed with creepy ass shit like horror films or paranormal stuff. Definitely emo or gothic.

Fucking Megan, what a bitch.

by Uknowimrightbitch June 16, 2021

Megan

Megan is nice but people don't see it. Some people don't realize it but she gets hurt by other people so she hurts others and none knows why. Megan's also have a great sence of humor.

Look it's my new friend megan. No one knows why she hurts others

by Mini Bailey army May 29, 2021

Megan rapione

Gang stalking straight hating fake tramp, and marijuana supplier for the Seattle storm and the Wnba

If you keep promoting Megan rapione as a role model, your goals will no longer exist.

by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024

Dirty Megan

When you Uber your date home after she gets so drunk she starts freestyle rapping about the sex you haven’t had yet.

I lost my boner the minute she started acting like a dirty Megan.

by Juicy F.S. August 23, 2024

Let's go Megan

A publicly acceptable way of expressing contempt for the 45th U.S. president. It is synonymous with the phrase 'Fuck Donald Trump'.

Person A: Hey, how about that Donald Trump, huh? He was a pretty good president, don't you think?

Person B: Ugh, no. Let's go Megan.Person A: Yeah, you're right. Let's go Megan.

Person A: Yeah, you're right. Let's go Megan.

by HeWhoMustNotBeNamed213 October 13, 2024

megan the dopest

Is defined as a beautifuly talented and exceptionally magnificent. She has dyed black hair and has brown eyes. With a height of 5'2" she has every man in the rooms attention when she comes into any place or room. She is competent and confident but she'll most likely tell you otherwise. You're just not that important to her because your wit is match for hers. If you run into a Megan just remember that she is the dopest and never let go.

Do you know that girl?

No? Why should I?
Because she is Megan the dopest.

by The Realist One Yet December 19, 2024

Megan-logically challenged

Megan-logically challenged: n. A statement or opinion uttered by Megan, characterised by a high degree of inaccuracy and a tendency to defy logic and common sense. Often accompanied by a look of unwavering confidence, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

Trying to explain basic valorant techniques to Megan can be a frustrating experience, given her Megan-logically challenged approach to the subject.

by Dupe-seption December 26, 2024