Fart licker

Someone who is a retard that likes to lick farts or a sister

You a fart licker

by Ndjbddndjnd May 9, 2021

Chocolate Valley Licker

One who licks the deepest darkest "chocolate" valley. Also known as one who licks the crack.

That man is a chocolate valley licker!

by Your BOSS July 6, 2012

lavoris licker

Noun: Person who prefers the taste of the 100 year old mouthwash to the actual taste of the person they are with.

The Lavoris Licker chugged half a bottle to wipe out the raunchy morning taste.

by Weena69 July 19, 2013

Cistern licker

An exceptionally mean or miserly person. Someone who would literally lick the cistern to obtain some free narcotic after someone has "powdered their nose" in the bathroom.

"Buy us a pint mate"
"Away outta that ya cistern licker and buy yer own".

by Corky1 August 20, 2013

plumb licker

a girl who licks another girls plumb. i.e. vagina

that girl is a total plumb licker.

by therealtito October 15, 2013

Ditch Lickers

Someone (usually female) who performs cuntilingus on another female.

those two lesbians theyre ditch lickers

by adhfisadhnoapsdn; February 14, 2012

card carrying clit licker

In the 1950's to come out and admit you are a lesbian was not accepted.

She won't admit it but she is a "card carrying clit licker."

by donnienyc August 30, 2012