January 17

Kristin's birthday and u are a baddie

Izzy: Who's birthday is it?

Kris: it's mine January 17
Izzy: oh HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU IS A BAD BIHHHH

by Mr. Sadboy October 26, 2019

January 12

Bully all the tall people around you. If they are taller than you BULLY THEM.

“Hey Roger today’s January 12th aka bully tall people day”
R:”oh great....”

by Alisesna January 12, 2021

January 17

national give your guy friend sloppy toppy day

on this day you must give a guy friend the sloppiest blowjob possible if he asks

Chad: "hey Emily, its January 17, you know what that means."

Emily: "fine pull down your pants"

by b1gdickb33 January 16, 2021

January 20

National kick tall people day. Hate being short? Well today you have the right to kick anybody taller than you and they can’t kick you back. This is one of the greatest days in existence.

Me: Lol it is January 20, national kick a tall person day this is stupid
My 5’0 friend: Today is your last day alive

by Motherfukmydonkeypls January 18, 2021

January 20th

Cum drowning awareness day, we take this day to highlight the ever increasing amount of cum drowned victims that are found each day. Drowning in cum has been observed to have tons of negative effects on the human body such as death, respiratory problems, and dirty hair.

January 20th is cum drowning awareness day.

by sustenance January 20, 2021

January 2021

The first month of 2021!!! Has its ups and downs to a start of a year of recovery. First, that stupid coronavirus and its vaccine, second, the storming of the US captiol, then comes Biden's Inaguration! Remember that things didn't instantly go back to normal as soon as it became 2021

It's February 1st, 2021! What will happen in the second month of 2021? Maybe what happened in January 2021 but not politics

by Avocado2004 January 25, 2021

January 21

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 21
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019