Jay the boomer

A specific male species who wears women's zip up pants and thinks that he is quirky. He has no idea his girlfriend is his biggest stan, because he did not know what stan meant until yesterday. He thinks weather stations are the coolest invention on the planet even cooler than his bigger and better phone which is neither of those, but at least better than the one he drowned in Balaton. He has been called old more times than he has showed up anywhere on time and his beard and extroverted personality make him a professional creep. He drinks more beer and eats more food than the population of Australia, where he possibly came out of the womb with thongs already on his feet. He is a cheapskate at heart, but makes exceptions when it comes to The North Face, which he wears 24/7 including on a sailing boat, which he uses as a flex of his captain skills. His memory is worse than his dad jokes, which cause his girlfriend to shake her head. He will not remember this entry in 50 years but at least his girlfriend had a good time ditching her TOK work to write this for him.

Despite being Jay the boomer his girlfriend loves him endlessly and cannot wait to be bullied for this crime.

by crikeycrackhead November 22, 2021

Jay-C

Meaning 'Jesus Christ', the initials J.C are pronounced/jay~cee/ familiarising ourselves with the well known Jay-Z but now it's the Oh-OG, Jay-C, Jesus Christ!

Big ups to the one and truly gangsta God of The Most High, Jay-C!!

/...Spirit of Donda, lay on me / just like with Saul.., we watched the way you changed him / end of the passage, I dropped the -Z , I don't care for its particular sound, fog up they glasses they won't Cee me pick up my Crown, the comeback is here.../

by HushTheo October 5, 2021

Niño Jay

Gwapo nga cute lovable super sweet gipili kay gwapo mythic mas ml

Niño Jay GWAPO

by Lawlaw October 20, 2021

Definitely not Jay

He is a kik legend who joined kik on 3rd April 2013. You need to have some knowledge of football if you wanna converse with him.

Kik stranger - what you do for living

Definitely not Jay - i beat Pakis

by Pakibeaterjay November 1, 2021

Blue jayed

When a bird (female) is so bad in bed the guy cant get off, leaving him with said blue balls. but this encompasses a round 2, to which the genlemen gets off neither time.

Yo, I heard his lady blue jayed him last night.

by Philo5000 & ChefCurrey July 31, 2021

Russel Jay

His demeanor is intimidating but deeply he is very comforting. I have not known him for long but for some special reason, I have grown fond of him.

Russel Jay, I lessthanthree you.

by <: August 18, 2021

IAN JAY

IAN JAY is a fresh guy born from South Cotabato and still fulfilling his dreams or aspirations in Valenzuela City.

Marupok man sa buhay lumalaban pa rin. Naniniwala siya sa kasabihang tiktok is life and skin care is lifer.

IAN JAY is still fresh from morning to evening.

by freshaj June 7, 2021