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Pizza Tax

The appropriately set tax by a dad or guardian for a child or minor who is making a frozen pizza in dad's home. Typically, 1 piece of pizza is required for tax for a standard frozen pizza. The fully-cooked piece of pizza is to be relinquished to dad by the child because their pizza was prepared in dad's home, in his kitchen, using his oven, using his kitchen utensils, or any other excuse that dad comes up with at that moment.
The child stood in dismay when his father came into the kitchen to get a piece of pizza and collect his pizza tax.
by Didi of the Pants Clan December 18, 2021
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Windy Taxes

A Portuguese saying that rhymes in that language. Used to symbolize when you've made a great mistake.
< Windy Taxes! You've completely ruined this cake! >
by Windy Taxes April 14, 2022
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sloppy tax

The penalty issued to an individual when he or she fails to secure their drugs or money during a high risk situation such as in a trap house or low budget motel.
Big Red, the low budget plug, left his re-up money on the table when he nodded out at the trap house so Danielle, the heroin junky collected the sloppy tax.
by Mark the Narc March 14, 2022
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Taxes

Some dumb money thing you owe the government.

BURN THEM
Person 1: "Jessica reall pays her taxes?"
Person 2: "Yep, i think she has brain damage or something."
by Mr. Brazil March 15, 2022
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Yoshi commits tax fraud

A snapshot of the game Fortune street Yoshi being a character in game, the snapshot reveals of Yoshi asking the player for him to prevent paying taxes. This made the internet thinks Yoshi commited the crime of tax fraud.
Bill: Hahah. Yoshi commits tax fraud how funny.
Tek: it's not funny anymore

Bill: huh?
Tek: E N D M E P L S
by Donor boi October 12, 2021
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COVID TAX

WHEN ALL THE PRICE GONE UP ON FOOD, CLOTHES, DELIVERY AND SERVICES INCLUDING ADULT SERVICES SINCE COVID LOCKDOWN HAPPENED.

AND ALL BUSINESSES BLAME COVID FOR WHY THE PRICES WENT UP!
Mate, I went to get some services done but I got hit with a covid tax!
by Nancy Neehow! October 27, 2021
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sin tax

the tax that the christian church puts (or used to put) when they whould like to repent (or when they are dying)
guy: i think i am dying
church: you sinned, that's double sin tax since you didin't repent since 1999
by stamplerels November 1, 2021
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