A Jeep Driver holds themselves and everything they do in very high regard. They drive like they own the road and even upon leaving their vehicle can still be identified as one who's shit doesn't stink. They will defend their vehicle and their lifestyle as being the way to live and the only way to operate. Asking one of these individuals or trying to inquire about why they are the way they are, generally results in a grandiose rationalization of arrogance, lack of care, and just overall denial.
Bystander 1: Hey look, that person just drove over the curb.
Bystander 2: Huh?
Bystander 1: They took up two spaces and I think that's a handicap space
Bystander 2: Hold on I'm texting
Bystander 1: You're not even paying attention. I'm gonna go say something
Bystander 2: Don't bother, that's a Jeep Driver
Bystander 2: Huh?
Bystander 1: They took up two spaces and I think that's a handicap space
Bystander 2: Hold on I'm texting
Bystander 1: You're not even paying attention. I'm gonna go say something
Bystander 2: Don't bother, that's a Jeep Driver
by Skoolsswister July 22, 2024
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The official car of men who peaked in Year 10 and still think redlining in a 1.5L engine means something. Often spotted revving up to merge at 40km/h with the confidence of a twin-turbo V8 but the horsepower of a cordless drill.
Bonus cringe points if it’s brand new — because nothing screams “midlife crisis at 20” like choosing this plastic peanut with wheels on purpose.
Automatic? Of course. Because shifting your own gears would be too much responsibility.
Hatchback? Naturally. More boot space for all that inflated ego.
Typically driven by guys who talk like they own a McLaren but get gapped by tradies in diesel Hilux’s.
The official car of men who peaked in Year 10 and still think redlining in a 1.5L engine means something. Often spotted revving up to merge at 40km/h with the confidence of a twin-turbo V8 but the horsepower of a cordless drill.
Bonus cringe points if it’s brand new — because nothing screams “midlife crisis at 20” like choosing this plastic peanut with wheels on purpose.
Automatic? Of course. Because shifting your own gears would be too much responsibility.
Hatchback? Naturally. More boot space for all that inflated ego.
Typically driven by guys who talk like they own a McLaren but get gapped by tradies in diesel Hilux’s.
Usage: mazda 2 drivers
“Bro pulled up in a brand new Mazda 2 hatchback like he was Paul Walker reincarnated. I almost cried.”
“Bro pulled up in a brand new Mazda 2 hatchback like he was Paul Walker reincarnated. I almost cried.”
by Isaaacsnotreal May 25, 2025
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2. All eyes on the light at the start
3. Having the pace and leaving no space in the inside
2. Fighting for positions making tight turns to keep pole position
3. Always reading the situation in front of you
4. Always having your dad watching, never losing control, realizing all or nothing expectations
2. All eyes on the light at the start
3. Having the pace and leaving no space in the inside
2. Fighting for positions making tight turns to keep pole position
3. Always reading the situation in front of you
4. Always having your dad watching, never losing control, realizing all or nothing expectations
I had a really good start, there was a lot of cars in front of me, I didn’t let my emotions get the best of me. Commenter: Crossing the checkered flag, who will stand up in this calm driver at the next race?
by championship-know-who May 29, 2025
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2. All eyes on the light at the start
3. Having the pace and leaving no space in the inside
2. Fighting for positions making tight turns to keep pole position
3. Always reading the situation in front of you
4. Always having your dad watching, never losing control, realizing all or nothing expectations
2. All eyes on the light at the start
3. Having the pace and leaving no space in the inside
2. Fighting for positions making tight turns to keep pole position
3. Always reading the situation in front of you
4. Always having your dad watching, never losing control, realizing all or nothing expectations
I had a really good start, there was a lot of cars in front of me, I didn’t let my emotions get the best of me. Commenter: Crossing the checkered flag, who will stand up in this calm driver at the next race?
by championship-know-who May 29, 2025
Get the Calm driver mug.a term originating from a tiktok video from user dannydawg95 filming themselves with a concerning shade of red on their face asking why their bus driver is playing a song by singer-songwriter Mitski, with a comment saying “I have a better question”. so basically it means asking a different question when there’s a clear elephant in the room
Person 1: I have a Pixar theory. Ian Lightfoot from Onward is the lovechild of Remy and Linguini from Ratatouille.
Person 2: Isn’t that a Disney theory?
Person 1: “why is my bus driver playing mitski” ahh question
Person 2: Isn’t that a Disney theory?
Person 1: “why is my bus driver playing mitski” ahh question
by number31intaminglazer June 13, 2025
Get the why is my bus driver playing mitski mug.Someone that is completely unaware of anything going on around their vehicle.
Someone that does not have a clue what "RIght Of Way" means at a 4-way or 5-way stop intersection
Someone that drives in the middle of two driving lanes on the main two streets of the downtown to core.
Someone that knowingly drive 20km/h to 40km/h over the speed limit and sees there is no problem doing so.
Somone that does know what a Left turn lane, Right turn, and a straight lane are for.
Some one that does not know that when leaving Nipawin from the North access that the left lane merges into the right lane.
Someone that taps the brake pedal when approaching a stop sign then gets mad after the traffic stop for receiving a failure to stop fine.
Someone that cuts across a solid yellow line and two lanes of traffic just to get a parking spot on the other side of the street.
Someone that puts their vehicle in reverse and then without looking back puts their foot on the throttle.
Someone that gets mad because they got flipped off for doing something stupid nearly causing an accident, but yet have no recollection of what they did.
Someone that does use turn indicator when there are other motorists in the same vicinity.
Being completely Oblivious to anything going on
Basically complete negligence for traffic laws.
It is just awful driving in Nipawin. It is just as stressful driving in Nipawin (2022 Population 4,429) as it is driving in Saskatoon (2022 Population 347,536).
Someone that does not have a clue what "RIght Of Way" means at a 4-way or 5-way stop intersection
Someone that drives in the middle of two driving lanes on the main two streets of the downtown to core.
Someone that knowingly drive 20km/h to 40km/h over the speed limit and sees there is no problem doing so.
Somone that does know what a Left turn lane, Right turn, and a straight lane are for.
Some one that does not know that when leaving Nipawin from the North access that the left lane merges into the right lane.
Someone that taps the brake pedal when approaching a stop sign then gets mad after the traffic stop for receiving a failure to stop fine.
Someone that cuts across a solid yellow line and two lanes of traffic just to get a parking spot on the other side of the street.
Someone that puts their vehicle in reverse and then without looking back puts their foot on the throttle.
Someone that gets mad because they got flipped off for doing something stupid nearly causing an accident, but yet have no recollection of what they did.
Someone that does use turn indicator when there are other motorists in the same vicinity.
Being completely Oblivious to anything going on
Basically complete negligence for traffic laws.
It is just awful driving in Nipawin. It is just as stressful driving in Nipawin (2022 Population 4,429) as it is driving in Saskatoon (2022 Population 347,536).
A person pulling up to in intersection in the left turn lane with the straight and right turn lane occupied but they still go straight from the left turn lane with the left turn indicator flashing and everyone at the intersection is just starring at them thinking "What a Nipawin Driver."
by Big Bull April 11, 2024
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