Bar story

A story one tells to impress people, make friends, and/or attract potential partners in a social setting, often at a bar. Typically based on true lived experiences but exaggerated for dramatic effect.

-This one time I showed two Americans around São Paulo and they wound up in Cracolândia. They almost died!

-That is a bar story if I've ever heard one!

by IacobAlmançor May 21, 2018

Bar Townie

A woman that goes to a bar in the town she lives in, who trys to fuck the local college boys.

Man! Look at Terry those Bar Townies are over him.

by The hater going hate November 12, 2019

Bars/bahs

A word meaning no, And or never

Cole-are you and Samantha talking still

Nash-bars/bahs no way she’s a weirdo

by Seeairuh April 22, 2019

Bar whore

A basic bitch that goes to the bar to get laid.

Guy 1: wanna go to the Run tonight?
Guy 2: nah, that place is trashy
Guy 1: Nichole the local bar whore will be there.
Guy 2: ok, I need some poon!!!

by Kyky81 March 20, 2019

Bar Léger

This is the place where you go spend all your money with your whole family on the sketch slot machine. Corner of Leger and Rolland in Montreal North, where you get shot.

Bro we reach bar léger for some slots?
We go pull a solid rush at bar léger?

by LeoPetti September 19, 2019

Bowelcony bar

When you hang your arse off the edge of a balcony and punch out a bar of shit onto the street below.

Sam heard a thud as a bowelcony bar left a mound of brown waste paste in front of him. A minute later and he'd be wearing a scat hat.

by Zonal K August 25, 2019

roseanne barred

when you try to get birth control at 13 but your parents won't let you.

no, you can't get birth control, you've been roseanne barred from that.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 11, 2019