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Golden Asshole

A Golden Asshole is the person who pays the bills for everyone in their household.
When Warren grows up, he wants to eventually be a Golden Asshole, shitting out money to pay the bills of everyone else in the house, when they won't pay for their own stuff.
by Remove Obama July 18, 2018
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sleeper asshole

one who seems nice, but is actually an asshole
she seemed nice but she was a sleeper asshole!
by strissskjghlisrdhgpaiwustripfi November 30, 2019
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Asshole Conduit

When your significant other wants you to deal with something that annoys them in avoidance. Usually making you to appear to be the asshole.
I’m tired of doing my husbands dirty work. Like I’m an asshole conduit for his shit. Instead of dealing with crap himself, he pushes it off on me making me look like the asshole for trying to keep the peace. FML.
by Nickel Sack13 April 16, 2019
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ny asshole

A special class of asshole found in and around NYC. Fond of saying things like "...I am prepared to use my considerable resources..."
A: If you don't do my bidding I am prepared to use my considerable resources to ruin you!
B: Fuck off. What a NY asshole.
by Josty2001 January 8, 2018
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Arkansas Asshole

An asshole from Arkansas. Said asshole will go to any lengths to defend the state including uttering delusional sentences such as “Arkansas is the best place in America”.
Dude1 : Arkansas is the natural state! The absolute best!!! Yesssssss!!!!
Dude2 : Geez, you Arkansas Asshole.
by DraconianFyre November 14, 2020
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Asshole bus

A large, oversized vehicle, usually of the SUV variety driven by assholes who think they’re pimpin’ it.
Dude.....look at the foo driving his asshole buss
by Coffee junkie June 1, 2020
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Shaq's Asshole

Dying urge to take a shit.

Having an asshole proportionate to Shaq's body.
Ah man! This diarrhea is giving me Shaq's asshole.
by Chorbashi October 31, 2020
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