American Rugby

The correct name for the sport Americans mistakenly call football. The ball and rules of the game themselves being based on English Rugby, which itself evolved from football when a guy decided he wanted to try carrying the football instead of kicking it. Thus shape of football which was round so that it would roll on the ground when kicked was changed into a shape more conducive to being held in the hands.

“Keith was a star quarterback on his high schools American Rugby team.”

by OkayOque April 27, 2021

American errands

Generally GTL. Can be used as an expansion of GTL to include mani/pedi, haircut. Any set of errands that are meant to make fresh.

First thing to do to get on your A game; American errands.

by JerseyJoe February 8, 2012

American Full

The feeling on has when he eats well beyond the point of satiation. In order to be properly "American Full" one must have some degree of regret.

I ate too much. I'm not just full, I'm American Full.

by iansh December 30, 2011

American Pick

Verb - stealing, especially taking things that might not be noticed or missed.

Noun - Theft

X - "Where did you find that rotary phone?"

Y - "I american picked it from storage in the office basement when I was working there."

by chevybabbs March 8, 2011

American democracy

A form of democracy which is only legitimate when it supports a specific individual or groups agenda, otherwise its illegitimate and the result of fraud. And proof of the system subsequent failure.

Oh, of course it’s only a fair outcome if I agree with it, American democracy at its finest.

by willfire03 June 13, 2023

Fidget American

Somebody with autism or Aspergers Syndrome.

Kyle is still REEing. Kyle is a fidget American.

by fiddlebumper January 29, 2020

American Water

Like regular water but inferior in every way. Deriving from the superior British invention of 'Water' prior to their invention of the United States of America.

"Oh dear me chaps, this American Water is terrible."

by Sir Rightalot August 19, 2020