Yarn

Pirate Porn.

Yarr for pirate, Yarnnn For Pirate Porn.

oi mate, have you seen the latest yarn yet. I've heard it's got jack sparrow in it.

by TheUnknown123451 July 18, 2025

Yarning

When some dumb bitch is so mentally unstable she sows yarn into her skin

Why would you date that bitch, she’s yarning herself

by Canadian Monster December 2, 2025

Yarn

A real belter of a story, especially one which is funny or surprising. A yarn may be completely truthful, but it is rather common for a yarn to contain a Furphy or two, i.e. exagerrations for the sake of a better story.

It is important to note that listeners will rarely care whether or not a yarn is truthful, as the priority of a yarn is to entertain as opposed to providing an accurate recount. There is a classic saying in Australia illustrating this point, "never let the truth get in the way of a good yarn."

Me old man used to spin all sortsa yarns 'bout his time at the farm

by Crumblegut0702 September 22, 2023

Yarn

Yarn is a sigma male that edits for every t1 pro. He has an insanely large cock, although he is quite humble about it.

Damn, that guy's dick is so fucking big!
Ikr, after all he is daddy Yarn!

by ilysmyarnyyyyy November 22, 2021

yarn

a word no one on Urban Dictionary can agree on the definition of.

person 1: yarn is a fibre!
person 2: no its a a story which more or less at any given moment contains a dubious amount of exaggeration!
person 3: no its a synonym for yeah or awesome!
person 4: no its a mental erection caused by the sight of a beautiful skein of yarn!
person 5: no its weed, or a type or pot or young ass reckless nigga!

by " " November 28, 2021