touchdown

touchdown is when you just touch down in prison for some sick heinous disturbing taboo crime or just got away with it.

touchdown!!!!!!

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 27, 2022

Touchdown

You arrive home, come through a place, turn up somwhere, show up.

I'm touchdown home first then ill be there

I'm touchdown in a min

by Uk Street Truth May 28, 2022

Touchdown

Being released from confinement or incarceration.

I have a one day and a wake-up before I touchdown

by MoMo28 December 31, 2020

Canadian Touchdown

When a person witnesses a Canadian couple having sex, specifically in the cow girl position, and the hand move from the shoulders to the ass cheeks of said rider.

i cant believe Ryan witnessed a Canadian touchdown in the woods at summit point this season.

by FireHawk438 November 12, 2025

Make A Touchdown

To go take a poop

Be right back, I gotta go make a touchdown

by OilySaltine January 30, 2025

Testicle touchdown

Wen dey swang so lo' dey scrape da con-crete

my shi touching down rn, BOOM testicle touchdown

by Teezo Touchdown June 7, 2024

Toblerone Touchdown

when your missus has BV and you're out of condoms so you stick a Toblerone box on your penis and go to town, then when you've picked up enough of the BV juices and jizzed in the box, you pull out, take the sleeve off, and touchdown it onto her head. bonus points if it lands in her mouth.

Danny gave me a Toblerone Touchdown last night, I'm telling my therapist all about it tomorrow.

by itsmxra42 April 18, 2024