Before you get a blow job your partner fills their mouth with cat litter then proceeds with giving you a blow job
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by Stacy's mum May 14, 2022
Get the Sharpen up your buttons mug.An act of sexual mutilation where a woman place a razor blade between her breasts prior to a titty-fucking.
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Get the Pencil sharpener mug.A sharpener top is a top or dominant who typically doesn't give penetrative acts, but is still very much not a bottom. Much like how a sharpener shapes a pencil, it can be inserted into but it does not insert itself. Sharpener tops tend to prefer kink play such as bdsm without the need for penetrative acts.
Friend 1: Your new boyfriend looks like such a bottom.
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Friend 2: nah bro he's a sharpener top, he made me f*ck him then chained me to the headboard. I've still got bruises.
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Get the Ethiopian Pencil Sharpener mug.The act of a Vietnamese girl sitting down in a spinnable office chair with her head facing up and her mouth open. A penis is then inserted into the mouth and the office chair starts spinning, which then, with the girl's incisors, slices the penis precisely until the penis is sharp enough to use as a writing utensil.
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