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Chantelle (Telly)

Chantelle... she is an amazing human with a unique heart who can always make u smile in any way. Her determination and power to focus is famous. She is a music digger and has an impecable and unique ear for all music. When she selects music for people to hear she get's deep in her bag and put's a lot of thought. She doesn't dissapoint cause she's always in her bag. She is an old soul. She dances and flows like there isn't a care in the world in the rain. She's all fun but also kind of dark but mostly light. She enjoys funny puns here and there so her sense of humor is elite. She love's art in all forms. She's loyal and a beautiful person inside and out. A true beauty with a huge heart. Last thing... she's a total simp for reciprocated simpin, so treat her right or you'll have an army of people on your neck.

To know a Telly as a friend, you'll know true friendship.
Chantelle (Telly) is a Simp, and that's not a bad thing because in what world is being a simp a bad thing. You must not be a Romantic at heart.

If y'all want Telly to turn up for her Birthday, break out the Prosecco! lmao *tears

"How am I supposed to go to sleep with all these bangers!" said Telly.
by iSpeakRick January 17, 2022
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Telly

All I've done during my vacation is sit on my ass and watch the telly.
by UltimateDoge April 7, 2022
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Tellie

Funny cute nice but feisty and sassy
by Billi3_3ilish August 4, 2021
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big telly pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.
He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.
by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021
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dirty telly

Lil’ bow-legged hood n**** with a nine inch
That’s a dirty Telly right there.
That man is a is considered a dirty Telly .
by Twiz September 23, 2021
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espresso telly

A series so intense, you cannot possibly binge it without cataclysmic trauma.
Eh fam, you bingin’ Traitors tonight?
- you mad bruv!? It’s bare espresso telly, me be wretchin’ up
by Arcwords January 17, 2025
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Telly Clapper

Someone who doesn’t go to their football teams matches, and instead claps at their TV at home or in the pub.
Matt are you going to Old Trafford tonight?

‘No, I’m watching it at the pub with Ben tonight’

‘Fucking Telly Clapper!’
by BW_ January 7, 2026
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